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Review of Blonde Bangers:
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to K-Mart now?"
Ok, dumb blonde jokes out of the way... Todays site is Blonde Bangers, and take a guess of what the theme is here? Thats right.. blonde girls. Back when I was a teenager, it seemed like a girl had to be blonde to be attractive. It was just part of the look. I don't know if that was my bad TV-based rearing, or just a certain attention level put towards the color of their hair. Either way, I'm sure some people still feel the same way. And as dumb as some blondes can be, they can also be very hot to watch on a porno video site, which is exactly what Blonde Bangers is.
When you first sign onto Blonde Bangers, you get a site with a lot of extrenous links. There are some on the side, to the actual network, and also some below to some leased content. Despite this, you still have a pretty decent looking members site. The one big problem with site look, for me at least, is that each set is only given one thumbnail. And that one thumbnail can be pretty misleading in telling whether the women inside are watchable or not. Not that theres a lot of bad women here, it's just not a good thumbnail. But other than that, everything is clean and looks relatively good. Well, except for the site organization. We signed up through the Mr Biggz site, and after the first page of content was the Blonde Bangers stuff, moving through the pages took is back to Mr Biggz content. I'm not sure why it's like that. Blonde Bangers has a website full of original content. You just have to use the dropdown menus to get to it. This is a major problem which I believe needs to get some major attention immediately. But other than that, you get a pretty good site design.
The videos here come in two formats, Real Video and Windows Media. Take a guess as to which one is probably downloaded the majority of the time? The Real Video movies are in full video form, whereas the Windows Media are in three minute segments, as well as the quality options of Low, Medium, or High. The videos tend to run a little longer than most of the ones on the fellow sites, but are still only about 8 or so segments in length at longest. That means most of these movies are under a half hour, and that leads to a pretty quick downloading session when you combine it with a pretty fast server. That is even with the high quality of videos.
The video quality here is simply stunning. The high quality WMVs are set at 1400k, which is almost double of what most good video sites have. On top of that, they are absolutely gorgeous. They look perfect on both the small and large screen. The one downside of this is, of course, the file sizes. But since the videos are kept pretty small, time wise, this doesn't really become a problem. It's efficient and awesome porn here. Two slight problems with the video section. One is that the initial thumbnailling isn't great, you really have to get into the videos page to really get an idea of you're going to like the set or not. The second is that theres a lot of clicking involved. From the front page, you click to get to the set page, click to the video page, click to the segment, popupwindow and click to download the segment. Lots of clicking, but it's worth it.. just wish they could eliminate a couple of the more unnecceary ones.
The pictures on Blonde Bangers are also very good. These pictures are taken from the videos, but I'm not sure and I pretty much doubt that they are indeed vidcaps. These pictures look great, very clear and awesome. The galleries are also designed well and very user friendly. The images are 800 x 537 pixels and they are really good looking. Highly recommended, for being a pictures section on a video site.
The girls on Blonde Bangers are blonde. Not many of them are naturally blonde from what I can tell. But I'm not good on those kinda things, might have to call in one of my gay or female friends. But not one of my gay female friends, because that is one fashionably inept group there. Anyway, the girls are hot, younger looking blonde girls, not too far removed from what you'd regularly see in a porn movie. The action is very good. They go pretty hardcore here, with anal and whatnot. Otherwise it's just regular porn action, filmed very professionaly and looking really good.
At the time of review, there was a total of 38 girls on the site. If you can get to them that is. Thats a huge number, especially with the quality here. The site is updated weekly, and you are given some timestamps if you go to the full listing of girls. Very cool, and very easy to work with. Theres also a nice network involved here!
With your membership At Blonde Bangers, you also receive access to the following sites: Papaloads, Nachos Killer Pussy, The Four Finger Club, Butt Divers, and Mr Biggz. The quality and showmanship on all these sites is basically the same.. which is one word: awesome. Definately worth checking out and enjoying a lot!
Awesome quality, a theme that a lot of people can get into, basically an all around good porno site. Joining this network is like going to rent some generic porn in a store. You know what you are getting, but you buy it anyways because it is so damn good and so damn hot!
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