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Review of Phat Booty Hoes:
Know what the world needs? More phat booty hoes. You know, black ladies who know how to kick it. Because in my experience, if theres one thing that black ladies love, its their sex. They love to be on top. Love to be on bottom. Love to get freaky. Love to have fun. Love to be loud. They love everything! And that is why people like us should love a site like Phat Booty Hoes, a dedication to all the beautiful black women out there who need men like us in their lives!
Phat Booty Hoes is a reality site all about black women. Not only is it about black women, but it's about black women with big thick asses. Is there anything better than that in this world? Not in my eyes! Well, the theme has been done before, but I would like to note that in addition to Phat Booty Hoes, you also get access to Ghetto Hoochies in this network. That is more black for your buck, which is a very good thing if you ask me!
When you first sign onto Phat Booty Hoes, you are given a fairly primitive web design. Instead of the one thumbnail front page that you have grown accustomed to if you have read these most recent reviews, or been a member of these sites at all, you get two. They are smaller thumbnails, but the left hand thumbnail is a picture of the girl, and the right hand thumbnail is a picture of the booty. Not bad, eh? All of the content is downloadable right from the front page. You will very seldomly leave the front page, only for pictures, and as you view the pictures, you will see that you don't need to see too many pictures. Otherwise, the site design is very simple but also very easy to use and understand, so you won't have to think too much, but it won't stimulate you much either.
The videos on Phat Booty Hoes come in two formats: WMV or MPG. I prefer the MPGs. The WMVs are downloadable in High, medium, and low qualities, whereas the MPGs are only available in high quality. The videos come in segmented chunks with no full video option. Most of these segments are five minutes long, with the majority of the videos clocking in under 30 minutes in length. So the downloads are more, but they should go pretty quickly and smoohthly for you. Speaking of quick and smooth, that is how these videos are. They run very nicely, and all of our technical aspects have been touched upon so let's touch some hoes!
The video quality here is ok. My biggest problem was with an ocassional pixelation that picked up here. That is highly discussed about on the network reviews, but in short I think it's because of a bad master transfer over anything else. It happens when there is a fast movement on the screen. Otherwise the videos look great, even at full screen, but its hard not to ignore the pixelation. The videos are really decent, they run good and the flow really well. So theres not much to complain about here except for the pixelation. Otherwise, these are some great videos that can stand up to anything out there right now!
The pictures here are junk. The are crappy vidcaps, not taken well and not really worthsaving off of the camera. I dont like any of them, I think having a digital camera is cool but it just needs to be exclusive. I mean, we really need to change the trend and put another focus on the sites that do offer real pictures and continue to slag those that do not. It doesn't kill the rating at all, but I'd really like to see all of the sites have a duel focus, but that is kinda hard for lazy people to do!
The girls on Phat Booty Hoes are black girls. While I didn't think that they were perfect, they are definately an improvement over the network site. Black girls aren't my number one fetish, and I usually like them in interracial sets. I was a little disappointed as all of the sets here are mainly with black guys. The action is great, and there is quite a bit of focus on the female ass here, as the name might suggest. It's nothing too special, but it has a decent theme and is fun to look at!
No timestamps are given on Ghetto Hoochies, but they claim on the Porn Multi Pass Page that they are updated weekly. I can say I'm fairly confident that it is often just looking at the amount of content given. Either way, at the time of review there were 24 sets of content here. That is a great number, and it makes the site worth the price of admission alone. But what, you need more? Well FINE! There is also a comprehensive bonus network you get with a membership here.
The network here is big, and includes: 18 & Interracial, Kung Pao Pussy, Ghetto Hoochies, Teenie Video, Phat Bootie Hoes, Pussy Pinata, Pussy Foot Girls, Tight Buttholes, and Penis Palooza (gay). With more sites coming, this is a monster deal and is worth checking out. Each site is very comparable as far as everything goes, except for the changes in themes from site to site.
Another good site on a good network. Definately worth the buy, especially if if you are into black and dark skinned women, this network is all about them! Enjoy the site!
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