| Review of Big Sausage Pizza:
Familiar with the popcorn bucket trick? Its a personal favorite of mine, and it was used by teenagers the world over. You're going to the movies with a hot girl. You want to give her a little surprise. So you buy some popcorn for you and your date. Then, you cut a little (or big, depending on your size!) hole into the bottom of the popcorn bucket. Keep the popcorn bucket on your lap. Then, when the time is right, unzip, and stick little willie in the hole. Then, naturally, you offer your date some popcorn. If things work out right, she will get a different kind of butter in your popcorn bucket! Now why am I going on and on about this? Because in this site, Big Sausage Pizza, the guys do a similar trick using pizza!
Big Sausage Pizza is a reality site. It's not your typical, guys go out in a van and try to pick up women reality site. Instead, it has a really cool theme of the pizza delivery man bringing more than just pizza! Reality sites could stay fresh if they just have a little twist, like this site does. And for all you pizza delivery guys out there, don't pretend you never had this fantasy. It's been enjoyed in porn for years and years, and this is no different. The site definately gets an A+ from me for a fresh, cool theme!
As far as I am concerned, the weakest part of this site is its site design. When you log into the members section of Big Sausage Pizza (gotta love that name!) you are given a page with the original content in the middle, and leased content all around it. On the top, bottom, middle, sides. Hell, if the website had a back, I'm sure they'd put some leased content there too! Its just messy, looks unprofessional and definately doesn't look like a site I PAID for! As far as the original content, one thumbnail per set. That doesn't give you much of an idea of what the content is like. You view the videos right from the main page so you basically go by that one thumbnail, which is big but not always the best picture to judge a whole set by.
Big Sausage Pizza has its videos in the WMV format. Each set is segmented into multiple portions. The segment size is generally pretty long (five minutes.) The videos are indeed meaty. On top of that, the videos look good as well. Really good quality here at Big Sausage Pizza. If you like their meatballs, you'll love their sausage! I full screened them, and they looked really good at high quality. That reminds me, there are two qualities here, high and low. They also downloaded/streamed really fast considering these factors, so theres really no complaints to be had with the Big Sausage! Great performance in this category.
I must now put the hugest asterik in a review I have ever put. The videos here are done with DRM, which stands for Digital Rights Management. Which is a system that only allows the content to be viewed while you are a member of the website. You are prompted for a password at the beginning of a movie. Even if its saved on your computer. Now, this could spark a big debate and I'm not going to use this review to push my opinion either way. Thats what the message board is for, and if anyone wants to discuss I'll be glad to talk about it there. But for now, lets just say that this feature is here, so unless you are planning to be a member of these sites for a long time, you will not be able to keep any of the content here on MILF Cruiser.
When you consider it, there are three options when it comes to video content now. You can download the videos, stream the videos, and now there are the DRM videos which you can do either one but you can't keep them. Where does DRM stand, in my book? Well, I think that DRM is probably the least desirable of the three options for me right now. When you can download the videos, that is the best. You save them, burn them on a CD, and break them out a few months later and its like new porn content without having to pay for a site all over again. Streams are effective too, and thats because you can go on there, watch in your browser and not have any real "mess" left in case you are on a community computer. Also, there are ways for you to save your streamed videos. You may have to be more computer saavy to do it, but thats why there are places like Pornliving to gain that saavy! Streaming movies were originally (and still) meant to prevent people from saving the movies. I think in some twisted webmasters minds, they think that will keep people members longer and save them bandwith. Lets face it, the average membership to a porn site is one month or a trial period. People download all the content, and then move on. You really need something special to stay a member to a site. It has to hit you in a certain way, it needs awesome update schedules, and it needs lots of content. With all this said, DRM just doesn't stand up to your other two options. There is no trick to get around it (afaik) and that just ruins the whole thing for me. When I pay for a porn site, I pay for the content. I should deserve to keep it, and watch it at will. $40 is damn high for a porn rental, if you ask me, and thats what I consider this DRM business.
The pictures on Big Sausage Pizza were a letdown, to say the least. With the DRM issue abundant, I expected at least some semi-good pictures to allow me to save the content on here. Not the case. The thumbnails look absolutely terrible. Pixelated, grainy, I think I could draw porn better than this! And i'm a bad artist. And then theres the full screen pictures. They are not AS bad, but they still suffer some of the same problems. Just not a good picture section here all around, I wouldn't go near these pictures. I understand that reality sites are all about videos, but did they actually think these pics looked good?
The girls on Big Sausage Pizza are nothing too special, in my opinion. They are all attractive, fit, young girls. Just not mind blowing, but you'll definately enjoy the material on here. The thing is, also, that the girls are not central to the theme of the site. It's all about Mr. Pizzaman. And in most cases, Mr Pizzaman does have some nice sausage to offer to the girls. The action here was regular porn action, with some anal. But the best part I liked about it is that they did some stuff to make the theme fit in with the content. Like the dick in the pizza stuff I talked about before. While thats not going to get me off, thats cool stuff that makes the site unique and cool and gives it a good grade in my book!
I usually don't touch on price in the review, unless it is ridiculously cheap or ridiculously expensive. Guess which one it is here? With the entire DRM issue, at least offer a discounted membership! Instead, these guys are asking for a cool ten extra dollars a month. I just don't understand it. The trial is extremely reasonable, but thats it! Cut the price down, fellas!
At the time of review, there were 15 girls on Big Sausage Pizza. Considering the length and quality of the episodes, this is a very good number. There is no timestamping or mention of how often the site is updated, so I can't help you with that aspect of the site. You do, however, get lots of bonus content. Specifically you get 5 other reality sites; Girls Hunting Girls, Teen Hitchhikers, Nude Beach House, MILF Cruiser, and Euro Bride Tryouts. A nice reality package, I'm going to guess that they all have the DRM issue on them.
Conclusion
Big Sausage Pizza is a cool site, due to its great content, good action, and awesome theme. It's pretty original while not being crazy. Subtle, yet original, thats the way reality sites should be. And thats exactly what Big Sausage Pizza is. The DRM issue might bother you, and the site does lose some points for that, but it is still some good porn and a good site!
Pricing
$2.95 for Three Day Trial
$38.80 for 30 Days
$58.80 for 90 Days
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2004-07-31
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