
| Review of Cum Farters:
Farting is an ancient artform. Some people excel at farting. You say, Will, fart, now, and Will farts now. And will farts stinky and foul. Others are a little more conservative about farting. You say, John, fart, now. And John walks away, thinking of how much of a child you are. No matter what though, the ultimate is a girl who farts. Girlfarts are a little different. They can be rancidly stinky... yet not very loud at all sometimes. Just letting one slip out, if you will. Now, I'm writing about a porn site and blabbing on about farting. So what could the porn site be? Well, a site with a fart emphasis of course! Now, before you go walking away and thinking about how much of a child I am.. read ahead about Cumfarters.com!
Cumfarters is a reality site with an interesting concept. You see, the guy places his load inside of the fine you ladies ass.. and then she rips an odious fart. Now if that doesn't smell of porn genius, I don't know what does! Well, I can give them credit for having an original concept, thats for sure. Also, I have to say, that even though you might not be the biggest fan of the concept, it's the kind of concept where even if you don't like the idea, you can still enjoy the porn somewhat. For example, if you don't like latina girls, any latina site is thrown out the window for you. But here, if you don't like cumfarting, the whole site isn't thrown out, just the ending. So it's a cool theme like that.
When you sign onto Cumfarters, you get a rather bland and simple web site design. Five of the most recent updates are listed on the front members page. You have the links to download the videos right there, no having to go navigating through sub-pages. Unlike many sites, and many of the sites in this network, there is no individual blurb to go with each girl here. I don't even read those blurbs, but truth be told, without them, the page just sorta of looks bland. Having only seven small thumbnails of the girls does not help with the blandness either. It just looks very plain, small, and boring. But on the upside, the site is very easy to download from and navigation is simple. I'd just go a little more out as far as the motif goes.
The videos offered on Cumfarters are WMV and MPG. Both file types come in High and Low quality. The videos are segmented. If you are downloading WMVs, they come in 15 minute segments. If MPGs are your thing, they come in 5 minute chunks. There is no full video option. One good thing/bad thing about cumfarters is that the file sizes are pretty small considering the length of the movies. Thats good, because it makes downloading the files a snap and even moreso with the fast server speed I encountered. The bad part is that the video quality may suffer a little bit. And suffer it does. I found the videos on Cumfarters to be even weaker than some of the ones I've seen elsewhere. I even downloaded the high quality stuff! The videos had some pixelation even in normal view, which is kind of unheard of nowadays. All in all, the one big problem of cumfarters is that they could definately use a better quality and a full video option for broadband users.
The action on the videos, on the other hand, is quite good. The camerawork is pretty good. I'm a big fan of a lot of variety in my porn, and I felt that Cumfarters could use some work in this area. Since the videos are about 30 minutes in length, and theres very little setup, there is a lot of focus on the sex. Which means lots of chances for variety, but I just didn't see all that much here. But still, the cameraman does do a good job with the camerawork. You find yourself anticipating the cumfart quite a bit! The few I listened to with the sound on weren't loud farts, if they were farts at all. It was more like "theres no jizz in her asshole one second and then the next its pouring out" All in all, a decent batch of videos here.
The pictures on Cumfarters are your typical vidcapped pictures. While some internal fans may want to keep some of the pictures of the ending of the sets, I don't think the pictures will be looked at otherwise. It's pretty much a crappier version of the videos, like all vidcaps. There is pixelation on the vidcaps, no surprise again. Basically, it's the kind of pictures you would expect from a reality video site even though you yearn for more.
I found the girls on Cumfarters to be pretty hot. Maybe this is because you get the false vision of girls when you think of girls that would be willing to blow cum out of their ass for a reality site. The girls are hot, as always this is subjective and you can check out pictures on the preview site. The sex is pretty much normal typical porn sex here. As you would imagine, there is an emphasis on anal here. So anal fans have a site to enjoy! And as mentioned elsewhere, the cumshots are all internal- into the ass and the girl blows em right back out.
Cumfarters is a relatively new site, and is a new addition to the Meatmembers network. However, there are still eight girls who are passing gas with a little bit something extra! And with bi weekly updates, the number of girls will grow and grow like your cock to these videos! And you get the entire MeatMembers network with a membership here, which is a good deal for you!
The MeatMembers network includes the following sites: Blowjob Quickies, Cock Brutality, Frank Wank, Meatholes, Midnight Prowl, Nuts on Sluts, Piss Mops, Porn Jackass, Teen Slam, White Meat on Black Street, and new additions Cum Farters, POV Pervert, and Young Ripe and Ready. 13 sites for the price of one!! The one downfall of this network compared to others is that a few of the sites might not appeal to some people at all. But still, it's a killer deal. The MeatMembers site also has some cool stuff, like webmasters favorites and behind the scenes videos. Each of the sites on the Meatmembers page has a thumbnail of the latest update and date, so you can easily track and get the latest material when it's posted.
Conclusion
Cumfarters is a cool, original concept. The quality could use some work, but as a whole the site is pretty solid. With the network of sites that really gets around a lot of not-so-average niches you get, a membership would be fun to check out.
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$33.95 - 30 Day Membership $79.95 - 90 Day Membership
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2004-05-12

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