Review of Girls Dot Com:
No, there's not an echo in here.
Tom Hunscher, a.k.a. "Afterglow", is the webmaster of GirlsDotCom.com (.com .com), a fine one-man production that he runs in between and during (I'm guessing) free-lance gigs all over the place. He's really quite the pornographer.
This is first and foremost a photography site, and all the spreads are shot by Tom with obvious relish and skill. The models are, almost without exception, fresh-faced little vixens that love posing for the site. You can tell the good shutterbugs, because all of the models seem to be extremely comfortable and enjoying themselves, 2 of the earmarks that I've always found to be good guages. No one wants to watch some nasty chicks do the old $100 boogaloo before bopping out the door, and at this place the cute girls really come across as wanting to be there.
Apparently Portland, Oregon is the hotbed for fresh young ladies! I'm starting to notice more and more girls (and sites) hailing from that general area. The models all seem to be the girl-next-door type for the most part (some with a more noticeable wild streak than others), and typical poses go through several outfit changes (the "innocent look" seems to be a strong theme throughout the material) and locales, situations change-up as well for girl-on-girl, etc. but it's a safe bet that it is pretty much a no-cock zone.
A quick quote from Tom:
" Somehow girls having sex with girls doesn't seem to be as 'hard' as girls plus boys, which is where the concept of 'medium core' came in."
Oooooo-K. Whatever, man. Odd theory he's got going on there, but hey! He can call it whatever he wants, because as far as my taste goes, this guy is right on the money. His taste in models in the over 7000 photos seems to be damn near beyond reproach (I found only 2 girls out of the many on the site that were of dubious aesthetic quality). My favorite was Madison, a mesmerizing fox reminiscent of Natalie Portman, but, you know, NAKED! With bobbysocks. Wow.
Videos are yours to keep, and are presented in Quicktime. The .movs came down at a nice pace and were extremely enjoyable. For the first time ever, though, I think I actually gave way more of a damn about the photo content than the video content, this guy is that godd at putting it all together. The vids are clipped out quite a bit, so if you wanna view 'em as a whole, you're going to have to get the old stitcher out and go from there, but definitely some awesome stuff going on: Girl-on-girl, single girl stuff. All exclusive, unless you count some third party access that your membership gets you. We won't.
Wanna here something bad about the place? Fine. It's ugly. No, seriously, it is. The design motif is what I lovingly refer to as "The Super-Long Shit-Stack", and when you combine that with gold copy, you had better not linger in the poop-pile for long or you'll be diving for the nearest aspirin bottle you can find. But....
The content absolutely nukes any problems here, and I am not kidding. So it's not a pretty package, navigation is not the best, but who cares about a beat-up cardboard box when it's filled with diamonds? This site is so awesome that I just couldn't give less of a shit about layout flaws.
There is some third party stuff, yada yada, you know, but it is worth noting that GirlsDotCom membership functions are managed by GloBill.This in no way means that you're ever going to be hung out to dry. I don't know where this fella finds the time, but in addition to providing some of the most primo "real" honey snaps on the web (with workaholic updating) he is there for any question you might have, and while he does not control your site access, he certainly wants to know about it so he can raise the ruckus on your behalf. And with all the updates, this is a site almost anyone would want to plant their flag on and stay awhile
BOTTOM LINE: Major Tom Has Bound My Pole
Four-Day Trial: $4.95 (honestly a no-brainer here)
One Month: $19.95 (repeat above) (recurring)
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2003-03-14

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