Review of Cum 2 Oasis:
Live in Arizona? If you do, and she gets to know you a bit, "Oasis" will probably fuck you. Well, provided you don't look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame or anything. Well, maybe even then.
Remember that scene in the movie "Clerks" where the boyfriend goes off about his girlfriend sucking "37 dicks!!!?"? Well multiply that that by 10, and then again by (hair) PI to the 69th power and you're getting warm. I think even Oasis has lost count (she tries to keep the tally on her electric scoreboard but admits when not counting actual on-camera stuff it would be impossible).
I guess this is what happens when you are the self-professed "Biggest Slut on the Internet". She's not kidding. She throws these huge fucking...fucking parties where she just grinds and humps everyone in sight (everyone provides proof of a recent negative HIV test) and is generally out to prove her knighthood in the Royal Order of the Skank.
Everything's real easy to find in this place and it makes sense. A small criticism might be that certain graphics and icons and such look a little dated like they're from a crappy 1997 web builder program, not that I think she should go all super-slick, but maybe just give the site a bit of a modern makeover. No big deal though, seriously.
This place is just sprawling with pictures mostly divided into 12 main galleries. I don't have an exact count but enough that you'd be wading around for a couple of months given all the updates...probably pretty close to 10,000 photos. One area has a place for her aforementioned "Party Pics" and the funny stories behind them. Usually a lot of the people there are members of her site as she pretty much always maintains an open invite as long as you agree to appear on her site. If you don't agree she says you can still hang out and drink some beer with her. I think most take her up on the coitus, and this is just some downright hardcore banging . Without fail this girls seems to enjoy every second of it; small dicks, big dicks, multiple pussies, cum-what-may and wherever it may. Almost all the pictures are big and crisp, but inexplicably I found some that were thumbnailed (this barely happened) and they barely got bigger when opened. Weird, but the rest were all good as far as I could tell.
I watched this Super Bowl Party after saving it to my harddrive and it came down the pipe pretty fast...full-sizing didn't seem to kill the quality at all. You get about a bunch of exclusive clips which total about 95 minutes and everything I grabbed was nice quality and fast. The webcam is a different story...not exactly streaming unless you want an upgrade etc. She doesn't pitch a whole lot except for this little bit (and very few scattered banners here and there) but for what you get overall, this seems fine to me.
Oasis works her ass off (and on) for the fans and members (and the fans' members). I laughed pretty hard at the recently updated requests page. There was some fucked up requests and she would just do it all! And they weren't half-assed, I mean this things were real specific sometimes and she performed them all to a "t". One guy wanted her under a freaking waterfall(?) and she did it, despite the fact that, to the best of my geographical knowledge, there aren't a whole lot of waterfalls in the American southwest. Some dude sent in this drawn-out diagram of the exact picture he wanted, complete with a lap-top balanced precariously on her booty, and she did it. Ha Ha! Good show!
But this is typical of the whole site. She's just generous as hell, and seeing the many, many postings on her messageboards it looks like it's paying off in the form a tight-knit, loyal community of fans. She runs all kinds of nutty contests that are real easy to win (like take a picture of you and your lover etc in such and such place and Ill give you a month extra membership and so on).
BOTTOM LINE: All Oasis, almost no mirage.
1 month membership $17.95 and it's non-recurring :)
-S-
2003-01-21
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