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Review of Meat Melons:

Women's breasts have been referred to in so many colorful and wonderfully juvenile ways and I always, always, make sure to make a mental note when I hear a new reference. Of course I've heard breasts been referred to as melons before but the 'meat' in front makes it so much more descriptive and I rather like it in general. I'm sure a lot of women are taking offense to me right now because of this, but hey, first of all I dig breasts and more so I like big breasts and "meat melons" just gives me that image of a nice pair of big firm tits, hence I like it. Because this site is a boy/girl hardcore site that features only women who pack a lot of meat in their melons this site appeals to me a great deal. If that's your thing this might be worth your time as there is an added bonus in the form out true High Def movies.

I was all over every movie when I first logged in here as most of the movies (11 at time of review) featured nice sized natural breasts. Yes I love big tits, but if I can clearly tell there is foul play in the form of a boob job involved I get so turned off it's downright freaky. Anyways I started out by downloading the movie featuring the model Angie (You can check out video samples from the movie at the end of the review) in High Definition. The quality was picture perfect and immediately Angie seemed a bit older than on the nicely touched up pictures I had checked out at first. But never mind that now.

Anyways the action took off. The whole set up was, well there was none really. Angie sits on a couch for 20 secs, a guy comes in, sits down next to her and without any words she starts rubbing lotion on his back and away we go. This is where it dawned on me that Angie obviously did not speak a word of English and was of course a Euro-chick, god bless em. I love Euro-chicks, trust me, but I also like to know whether or not to expect them on a site or not because some times I'm just in the mood for some serious nasty sex talk and they just can't pull that off (in English). Well Angie didn't give it a shot, she kept her mouth shut and simply stuck to some moaning. This made the scene rather borish to me, well that and the sex itself seemed rather mechanical as well, don't expect Angie to win any awards for this performance.

A lot of the times you get the feeling that Angie is just looking at the guy thinking: "would you mind hurrying this up a bit so I can go?", the scene was capped off with the guy cuming over Angie's meat melons. The action was well shot, the lighting is good, the hardcore is there and Angie looks nice still the sex is quite boring to watch. I did smile at the end though when Angie lies there with sperm all over her tits and she thinks now they are done, instead the guy whispers something to her, shrugs his shoulders and Angie starts rubbing her tits while looking over at the director like a big question mark. It really was quite funny to see this and I'm surprised it wasn't cut. For the record I checked out 3 other videos where the girls were considerably more into the sex but still there was no talking at all.

I can't put a finger on quality or design on this site. Everything is well organized and because this site only really appeals to broadband users, the producers do not shy away from using big ass buttons and thumbnail. I have a pretty nice 20mbit connection going so for me this was smooth sailing all the way and I like how big the buttons are, I don't know it just looks and feels really great when surfing the site.

Of course the video is almost perfect quality with true High Def resolution movies. You can of course settle for 3 lower quality levels if you don't like downloading 8-900MB files all the time, but that would be a shame. Still if you have to know, these are the quality levels available for the video downloads and streaming (should you prefer): Low Quality (300kbps),High Quality (700kbps), DVD Quality (1500kbps), HD Quality (4200kbps).

To boot you also get high quality still photos to watch and there are typically close to 300 available per scene. It becomes a bit annoying to go through too many because every new thumbnail you click will open a new browser window to display the picture and here there is no "back" or "next" button feature available. So unless you close that new browser window every time you can end up with quite a lot of open browser windows. Also, with this many pictures, they should have made a .zip download option available and some kind of feature rich image browser.

And ow yes, some of you might enjoy the fact that signing up to this site also grants you access to 8 other original High Def sites. 5 of these sites are boy/girl hardcore as well, with some other niches thrown in (mature, asses, gangbang) there's also a lesbian site, a feet site and masturbation site. All in all it's a pretty neat package and quality all round is of course in true High Def.

Summary:
The quality is great and design looks very slick and the girls have very meaty melons. The site loses on it's low content level at the moment with no declared update frequency. Also it might also be a turn off to others that there is absolutely no talking at all here. The network access makes it a nice buy but that is if you also get some joy out of the other sites. If you can disregard the cons I've listed it's worth the money but it's nothing special.

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