| Review of Obscene Offers:
There are some things in the world that are just obscene. For me, one of the most obscene things ever is a bad website. I feel that when you are paying for a service, you should get the best. For example, say you go out and buy a new movie. You don't expect to see shoddy camerawork, special effects, or dubbed voices. You especially don't expect to see a dvd full of ads. I guess my point is, that it is obscene how much stuff porn sites can get away with our money sometimes, and Pornliving is here to weed out those bad seeds.
Now, I'm not saying Obscene Offers is all that I described above. Granted, I will not be giving this a good review. However, I just needed a catchy opening, and thats what came in Stream of Consciousness. When you write like that, sometimes its good, sometimes its bad, and sometimes you go back and think- "what the fuck?" I was a little miffed with Obscene Offers right from the outset. This will make this a unique review- so sit back and watch me go!
They say that this is a site where guys go up to girls/couples, and make an offer to sleep with them. Yes, the generic reality theme. That would be fine- yes, done before, but still fine. However, these videos don't run like that. It honestly looks like they took some stock porn footage, and threw in some subtitles to make the site seem to fit into the theme. Yes, subtitles. It's not that they are speaking a different language than English, although they may very well be. It's that you can't hear anything, you just read the subtitles. I just thought this was pretty weak. Not only that, but if you are going to do it this way, at least make the subtitles sound decent. "Don't you offend but she has great teats?" What the fuck is that? Again, this is just weak.
It gets even worse when the sex begins. The actual content isn't bad, and the quality isn't terrible. The problem is, most of these videos look like they were shot when I was in high school. They just have that aged porn look to them. I think this goes back to my conclusion about the originality of the videos, but shit, it's still terrible. Then, when we get into the decent content, it's obviously ripped off. Taken straight from the "Screw My Wife, Please" series. This is available on a lot of video download sites, as well as in many stores. I love this series, but I loved it the first time I saw it, not now when it's trying to be passed off as original reality content.
The funny thing about all of this, is that the SMWP content doesn't even fit in with the theme of the site. Their theme is that the husband brings his wife in to watch her get fucked by porn stars on video. Sometimes they get involved, sometimes they don't. But what the hell is the obscene offer here? There is no offer, no money.
So I guess I should talk a bit about what you get. Well, fleshed out, you get one quality AVI's. They are actually not good quality at all. Even the SMWP videos, coming from nicely made, professional DVDs, are pixelated and crappy looking. The other ones, wherever they came from, are even worse. Either way, it is unoriginal content through and through. There are no pictures, the previews are four per set, and when you sign in you get a nice page of ads first.
The site has no timestamps or any kind of update schedule. They do have 24 pages of content, with around five or so sets per page. This gives you a lot of content, but it's still unoriginal and readily available on other sites that are the same price as this with more content. Sure, there might be a few videos here not there- but still not worth it. Especially given the whole idea of this site. I did scroll through the pages, just because there is one SMWP set I *need* to have!
Conclusion
The obscene offer is this website at a full price. The whole thing is a bad joke. At least they they give you truth-in-advertising with the name!
Pricing
$29.95 30 Day Membership
$56.95 90 Day Membership
Billing by CC Bill or Segpay
2007-07-06
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