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Review of Limo Patrol:
Oh yes, its time to fire up the car and go pick up some babes. Today, we bring a limo! That increases our chances of getting laid tenfold. Not only is it impressive and a sign of wealth, but there is also a lot of room back there. Plenty of space to get comfortable in, if you know what I mean. If I had money, a video camera, and a bigger penis, I'd probably be going on Limo Patrol!
Limo Patrol is a reality site where guys drive around and pick girls up in limos. I know, we have seen the same concept in many different vehicles. And personally, I don't care much about the setup, sure its not the most original, but if the porn is good, they can pick the girls up in a monster truck for all I care. Hmm, monster truck, I could be rich if I applied myself to things!
When you first sign into Limo Patrol, you first get a scroller box with all of the latest updates. Next you get the latest update, with a bigger thumbnail and a full description. Underneath this, you get the rest of the sets, with small thumbnails and partial descriptions. Then you get the bonus sites you get with this package, as well as a listing of the leased sites. The way the site actually looks ok, it's just some other factors with the ideas behind the site that really had me crazy.
The videos are definately the focus on Limo Patrol. When you get into a videos page, you are given a ton of thumbnails. These thumbnails are for the one minute MPEG clips. Since these are some pretty long videos, there can be over fifty segments for any given video set. This is just silly. Underneath this, they do split the videos into five minute segments. These are WMVs, and that is still a lot of segments for videos in this day. But that is not even the worst part. The WMVs are done with DRM, so you must sign in with your username and password for every clip you watch. I know some DRM sites you can just do it once and it lasts, but not here. This is only part of the problem.
Worse still is the fact that the videos aren't even that good when you go for the high quality, DRM encoded WMVs. The videos are 512k, which is on the lower side of medium these days. I'll never accept DRM videos- but when something is encoded with DRM, I really expect it to be a) DVD quality b) full length and c) original. These guys have only really taken "C" to heart so far. These videos aren't horrid, but they are solidly medium quality and for the price and the DRM issue, I really don't feel they are worth it.
The photos here are 533 x 800 pixels and they look pretty decent. They are not vidcaps, they are professionally taken photographs that look good. The thumbnails look a little pixely, and the full size pictures take that away. There is a bit of a weird look to the full sizes too, but it seems more like a scale issue than anything else. You have to be looking really closely to notice either one, really. I just look closely for everyone here!
The girls are very hot and the action is very good at limo patrol. In fact, this would be a monster site if not for the issues I outlined above. The problem is, that the issues really outweigh the power of the porn. I mean, the girls are awesome and the action is done extremely well- I'd be raving about this site if not for the DRM/quality issues. I think that is what is frustrating me the most about this site and the network in general. It is really good stuff, which makes it hurt more the site is very limited in scope.
At the time of review, there were a total of 10 sets of content on Limo Patrol. It might not seem like a lot, but right now it is a newer site and it is updated weekly/multiple times weekly. The network here is pretty big, with a combination of newer sites and some that have a few years to them.
The sites in this network include Limo Patrol, Right Off The Boat, Latina Caliente, Teen Hitchhikers, Big Tit Bangers, Slut Seeker, MILF Cruiser, Big Sausage Pizza, Hardcore Partying, 2 Chicks One Dick, Cheerleader Auditions, Girls Hunting Girls, Eat My Black meat, Nude Beach House, and Eurobride Tryouts. Lots of sites, all have the same problems as this one.
I think its pretty much outlined here- great porn, but the DRM and quality really just drives me away from it. I hope they can change this, but until they do, I wouldn't sign up to this site.
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