
| Review of Blonde Rider: Time to take a ride. Nope, not in my excellent car. Although I do love my car. Have I ever professed my love for Pontiac? I'm sure I haven't because its not like cars come up often in porn reviews. But if there is one possesion I couldn't live without, its my 2005 Grand Prix. It rides so smooth, and while it is a little dirty right now, that is something I am looking on working on in the future. Lets say the near future. But we will not be riding that today. Instead, we will be looking at the porn site Blonde Rider.
Blonde Rider is a single model site. It is a very traditional site in design, and has more pictures than videos. The focus is on the Blonde Rider, who is an older white woman. She is somewhat hot, but I don't think she has enough to appeal to any one particular group. As a single model site, it pretty much sucks. I mean, Blonde Rider is in every set. But that is about the end of her involvement. Nothing extra is added in at all. And that just begins the chain of events which lead to a pretty weak site.
When you first sign into Blonde Rider, you get a page with three text links. Thats it. Three text links. I don't like to repeat myself, but I must say: three freakin' text links. One is for videos, one is for pictures, and one is for a non-existant diary that she posts. Or doesn't post. The site is just very aged. And I understand it has been around a while. But that is really no excuse. Incorporate the stuff into another site or kill it completely.
The pictures are the meatier part of the site. There are two pages of thumbnails, each one is a slightly small thumbnail with a description underneath. When you get into the sets, the thumbs stay about the same size. There is an ok amount of pictures here, around 40. The pictures are 640 x 480 pixels and they really are nothing special. I like how the site took the time to watermark both the thumbnails and the actual pictures, like anyone would be dumb enough to try to pass this crap along as their own content. Overall, you are just left with a completely unimpressive set of pictures here.
The videos are even worse. When you get to the videos page, you are given two text links. You can download the videos from there. There are no previews whatsoever, and also just no rhyme or reason as to why theres only two damn videos on here. They are also short fifteen second clips. Not even really worth talking about.
The Blonde Rider herself is a mature blonde. I don't find her too attractive, and I like matures and blondes. I think it might be more for someone looking for an extremely amateur woman. I can't think of any other reason. Not really a great face or body for that matter. The action here is a mixture, a bit solo, a bit lesbian, a bit interracial. But not enough of any type to give this site a typecast.
We already covered the content level, but to reiterate- it sucks. There are only two video clips not even a minute long, and 40 picture sets. Not much to get excited about. There is a big network here, but you will find a lot of filler.
Dirty D's network now consists of the following sites: Tampa Bukkake, Glory Hole Girlz, Crack Whore Confessions, Slut Wife Training, Electricity Play, Theater Sluts, Ukraine Amateurs, The Oral Slut, Gang Bang Hood, Sybian Videos, Bisexual Britni, Skunk Riley, Madame Sloane, Blonde Rider, Phoenixxx Blaque, The Porn Library, Vintage Porn Classics, Cock Sucking Championship, Christy Wild, and Party Wild Naked. This is a nice network of varied sites. The big thing about this network is that it is nice and different and also very true-amateur based. I am a big fan of it but I do realize it has its faults as well.
Conclusion
Stinky, stay away! This site on it's own is garbage, the network is good if you are into swinging and anon sex in particular.
Pricing
$19.95- 30 Day membership $49.95- 90 Day membership $99.95- 180 Day membership
Billing by CC Bill
2006-02-20

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