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facialmvp.com

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Pictures: No Bonus sites: No Downloads: No
Movies: Yes Live Shows: No Formats: Windows

Prices: $29.95/30 days


Review of Facial MVP:

MVP usually stands for Most Valuable Player. It is awarded to someone who really shapes the way a game is played, and makes the game his or her own. By the end of the game, it is usually pretty obvious who the mvp will be. Not so in porn. By the end of a porno, you just want to roll back and watch it all over again. Nobody cares about who is the MVP! And nobody should really care about the site Facial MVP either.

Facial MVP is a site with a focus on facial cumshots. And thats it. There are no blowjobs here, no fucking, no foreplay of any kind. It's basically just a clip of the cumshot, and that is the sites biggest fault. I'm not going to get into a big detail of anything theme related here, so let's move right on to the site design.

When you log into Facial MVP, you are given a page that has four thumbnails for each video. Each thumbnail is a good indication of the action, in fact I'd say they are better than the actual videos. Theres not much else to the site, just this divided through two pages and a link to download the video on the top of each set. Simple, and it would work normally, but this site is a waste so the design score will suffer as well.

The videos on Facial MVP are horrendous. They come in one format, MPG. Whats worse is that you get these teeny little videos that are so ridiculously small that its actually quite funny that someone made a porn site out of these. Full screen them and you get pixels galore. What a crappy way to do business as far as quality goes. Maybe these videos would be hot if I had a magnifying glass, but I doubt it.

Now to my biggest concern, and that is the fact that these are just clips! Not even full movies, none of them run more than 2 minutes! It's basically just the guy cumming without any semblance of anything else. It's very shitty! Now I'm not against a site having just cumshot clips. But here its a combination of things. There is only about 10 sets of content in the first place. There are no pictures. The video quality is horrible and tiny. Nothing really fits. I also think it's not exclusive, but who knows and who cares.

You get a network of sites here with your membership. The OK sites are Go Go Auditions and Brazilian Bitches. The Cum Slut is OK, and Totally Tranny just as bad as this site. Basically not the network to go to at all.

Conclusion

An absolute throwaway site, one of the worst I've ever seen. No redeeming factors whatsoever, and it's expensive on top of that. Don't come near this shitty site.

2005-10-26

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