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Review of Healthy Asses:

Ladies: do you have a healthy ass? Gentlemen: do you like healthy asses? Ladies with healthy asses, I have a perfect website for you to consider to "model" yourself on. Gentlemen who like healthy asses: I have the perfect website for you to consider to join. Thats right folks, healthy asses is all about girls with the perfect asses. No, it's not about girls who are regular and haven't had diarrhea in a few months. It's about girls who have the most perfect, beautiful, round asses. And the guys who love them.

Healthy Asses is a video driven reality site with a focus on nice asses, and those asses eventually getting plowed by a massive wiener. And I'm not talking about a hot dog, either! The theme of the site is one thats been around before, but this site does a really nice job on it. The theme is adhered to throughout the sites, with lots of ass shots, lots of ass teasing, basically all types of ass themes. Which is cool, because it makes you remember where you are and why you are here. Lots of good theme here, and you will find yourself enjoying it immensly if you are an ass fanatic.

When you first sign onto Healthy Asses, you are given a network summary site. This site lists all of the content on the network, as well as some leased sites, some spam, and more leased sites. It's not a horrible content page, and the cool thing is all the crap that I hate being on my main pages is contained to this page. So the main page actually comes on as being very clean and fresh, but you still have those leased sites you can check out, and you can still make your penis bigger if you want. You just don't have that junk with the content. And the content is organized well, with eight action thumbnails per set. Theres about five sets of content per page. Everything is organized well, the download links are right underneath the thumbnails, so you have no problems finding anything. All in all, its a no frills, good site design with very little problems.

The focus on Healthy Asses is solidly on the videos. And solidly on the ass. These videos come in high quality only. There are WMV and MPG videos. The videos are segmented. There are no full video options. The videos are not segmented by time, but rather, segmented so that each set has eight segments. Kind of a weird segmentation if you ask me. I mean, if I wanted to have a set number of segments, I think I'd pick something a little lower than eight. But the cool thing about it is, the segments download super fast. Thats partly because of small file sizes, and partly because the server runs fast. Well, when you have that combination, theres also a question about quality.

Luckily the quality here is healthy. While the videos aren't perfect in quality, these 532k videos are pretty decent. You can watch them in full screen, there will be some slight imperfections and a not so clear screen, but overall you will probably be able to enjoy them unless you are the craziest of quality freaks. So the video section is very good. You get an ease of downloading combined with a good quality, everything works out really nicely in this regard.

Healthy Asses has some unhealthy photos. The pictures section here is comprised of all vidcaps, shittily taken ones at that. There are a ton of pixels all over the pictures, the vidcaps are just terrible. The one redeeming quality is, you probably won't be looking at them. It's a video site, so the pictures don't mean a whole lot. Thankfully!

The girls on Healthy Asses are healthy. Well, maybe not. Maybe they are unhealthy and I am a doctor and I need to try to cure them. Yeah, that would work. Seriously, these girls are pretty hot. They fit the mold of "porn star who looks hot yet still has a touch or two of amateur left in them." Strong women here, I liked them a lot. The action here is all about sex. There is of course a focus on anal sex, because with asses like these, how can you not want to give them the ole' beef injection? But otherwise its pretty much regular sex, lots of two male sets with some dp involved. Overall, really hot action you're going to want to see!

At the time of review, there was a total of 10 sets of content. There are no timestamps or update schedules on the site or on the summary site, so I'm really not sure how often it's updated. But luckily you get a formidable network with lots of nice sites to check out.

The network here includes: Down With Sex, Semen Sippers, Hot Chocolate Whores, Hate Plow, Teens Tell All, Cream In Every Hole, Healthy Asses, and Extreme Sphincters. The network comes straight from the same people who brought you the meatholes network, which has been reviewed here extensively. As such, you also get a stripped down version of ten sites from the network. These are now being offered as leased sites, but you can actually download the content. Overall, it makes the network extremely worthy!


Healthy Asses is a good video site in the anal realm. Anal fans note, this network has a lot of anal. If you like anal, you'll love this network. I haven't seen this many asses penetrated since the last time I was in prison! Ok, bad joke, but good site!

30 Day - $29.94
90 Day - $59.94

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