| Review of Cream in Every Hole:
You know what I could go for right now? A cream pie. Hey, get your mind out of the gutter! I don't really want to jizz inside of a girl right now. I want a damn pie! A real pie! Nothing sucks more than being on a diet! What the girls here want is cream in every hole, and every once in a while they actually get themselves splattered with a cream pie (the food, not the sex act!)
Cream In Every Hole is a reality site with a focus on creaming. Creaming in the butt, creaming in the puss, and creaming in the mouth. Now it says every hole, but I noticed that the ears were completely ignored on this site. For future site updates- the ear is a hole too- stay true to your name! Anyway, this is basically a creampie site. For those of you unaware, a creampie is the porn term for cumming inside of a woman. Very dangerous activity, especially in porn. But that doesn't matter. It makes for good video, and we're safe when we just have ourselves in our hands!
When you first sign onto Cream In Every Hole, you get more of a network summary site than anything else. It runs down all the sites you get and their latest update. You then select the site you want to check out, and you get all of the content. This summary site is good for checking out updates and whatnot. When you get to your actual sites content page, you are given a very simple and easy to use site design. The content is listed right there on the front page, five sets per page. Each set is given eight good action thumbnails. These thumbnails are smaller but they do get across the action very nicely. There is also a small description, and then you get into the videos and pictures.
The videos are by far the focus here on Cream In Every Hole. The videos come in either WMV or MPG format, and you can get them in high or low quality. Decent options, but i find WMV and MPG to be pretty much the same, and two quality options isn't a whole lot- I like three at least even if I only go for high usually anyway. Some of the videos are segmented, and some aren't. It's weird like that. Those that are segmented are done in about five minute sections. Not bad for segmenting really, although I prefer full videos. The videos tend to run about a half hour each, and really play out nicely. The videos also download ultra quick, and the file sizes are very managable.
The quality is what really kinda hurts Cream In Every Hole. While the quality is not terrible, it seems like it could be a lot better. The bitrate for the high quality videos is 532k. It just seems like a lot of pixelation on full screen here. It's not completely terrible, but it could be better. And what really hurts is that the action is great, so you really want the quality to be good. And it kinda fizzles here. Otherwise everything is good, and you can look past the quality, but it is one of the big weaknesses here.
Cream In Every Hole also has a pictures section. Unfortunately for picture fans, the pictures are vidcaps, and they are not good ones. They are the type of vidcaps that are taken way way way too often. You end up with entirely too many pictures, and it just detracts from the entire experience. Not to mention, the vidcaps are blurry and pixelated. So all around, stay away from the pictures. Its a real shame here because creampie is a fetish that can work really well on pictures, and here it just doesn't.
The girls here are extremely hot. I had absolutely no problem with the women choices here. And as a network, these guys have always been good at getting some beautiful women. Their women are more porny looking, not so much amateur looking, but they still are always entertaining to watch and great looking to boot. The action is hardcore sex, anal, somewhat forcful sometimes- its what you've come to expect from this grouping of sites.
There is a slight originality problem with Cream In Every Hole. I noticed that some of the content is taken from the site Creamed Cornholes. That is a site in the Meatholes network, the same people run both networks. And if you are into that site, chances are you'd be very interested in this site. So that is pretty crappy, but hopefully you can pick up on this. The one I found in particular was the girl Kelly. Not a gigantic deal, but it could be to creampie fans who join this site specifically because they liked the other creampie site these guys did.
At the time of review, there was a total of 12 sets of content. Theres no timestamping on the site or anywhere really, so you're not really sure when the content is updated. It's still a good amount of content for the time being, and the nice network is a plus.
The network here includes: Down With Sex, Semen Sippers, Hot Chocolate Whores, Hate Plow, Teens Tell All, Cream In Every Hole, Healthy Asses, and Extreme Sphincters. The network comes straight from the same people who brought you the meatholes network, which has been reviewed here extensively. As such, you also get a stripped down version of ten sites from the network. These are now being offered as leased sites, but you can actually download the content. Overall, it makes the network extremely worthy!
Conclusion
This is a great site for creampie fans and nonfans alike. The only real problem here is the slightly lower quality, if they could just step the quality up just a little bit, this would be a monster. As it is, it's a great site that gets my recommendation!
Pricing
30 Day - $29.94
90 Day - $59.94
CC Processing by Paycom
2005-03-09
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