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The hand. It's such a beautiful instrument. Without it, we could not write. We could not type. We could not drive. And we could not masturbate. Let's thank whoever created the hand, because rubbing against a pillow can get boring after a while! And most of all, let's thank that mysterious creature because without a hand, there would be no handjobs. And without handjobs, there would be no handjob porno.

Handjob Porno is a video heavy website with a big focus on handjobs. As a theme, this has been done before, many times before actually. Lately it seems like handjobs are more popular than blowjobs. Hands off! Well, I think that it is cool and refreshing... the only thing that is weird is that handjobs usually only pop up in handjob websites. Regular sites haven't quite caught on yet, we love our handjobs!

When you first sign onto Handjob Porno, you are given a semi-confusing main page. There are lots of links, and at first I didn't really know where to go. There are links to leased sites, members favorite sets, and stuff all over the place. As a member and porn browser, theres only one option you will really be interested in. And that is the handjobs option. Once there, you get a little better organization and understanding of the site, but the design was still very weak and not worthy of my praise at all!

The videos are definately the focus here on Handjob Porno. The thumbnails are done very well here on the site, and the setup is similar to that of a reality site. You really get good thumbnails and good options here. You can download segments of the videos, or the full video. The full video is only available in WMV whereas the segments are also available in MPG format. The segments also have the option of high or low quality, whereas full video is only available in high. The videos are not too big in size, and download relatively fast. You can probably download everything in one night, even though there is a lot of content here. Overall, the videos are very easy to acquire, now lets talk about quality!

The videos, at high, full quality, are 696k. They look really good, they're not perfect but for what this site is they are very good. When I wrote notes for this site, I said "damn good quality" and I think I'm going to stand by that statement. They run very smoothly, and the watermark issue that I complain about in the other network sites isn't as bad here, with the lettering being a lot smaller, at least to these old eyes! So basically, you get, well, damn good quality here, not perfect but still very good.

The pictures here are good. I'm kind of confused. The pictures are really good, and the network sites didn't have vidcaps really. But here, some of that pictures have that blur to them. I'm not sure if its because the girls hand is moving so fast that the camera can't keep up, or if it's because these are vidcaps. But otherwise, the pictures are good, quality pictures worth saving on your hard drive.

The girls on Handjob Porno are stunning. Absolutely stunning. I really liked the girls here, and the site seemed to do a good job in doing the selection process. I've been over my theory for handjob porns before, but the quick version: girls doing handjobs have to be beautiful. Nobody wants to watch 10 minutes of an ugly girl stroking cock. The more beautiful, the better the video. Especially if the girls are going to be clothed or not showing much of their naked bodies. Here, it works out nicely. The action is, well, handjobs silly! They don't last long enough to get boring, but there isn't a whole lot of variety in the videos either. No toys, sock puppets, or anything else that could have been stupid and interesting.

At the time of review, there was a huge 34 sets of content. The site claims to have weekly updates, but with no timestamps or anything of the sort, there is absolutely no way to prove that matter. MPI is a member of a porn network. Included in this network is My Porn Interview, 1st Lesbian Experience, Candi From The Block, Handjob Porno, and Real MILF Sex. This is a good network with some relatively original themes.

Conclusion

A huge number of videos, and beautiful girls, make this the handjob fetishes paradise. And those who aren't into pleasures of the hand, check out some of these videos, and next time you see a hot girl, you might be looking at her hand, instead of her legs, ass, or breasts! Myself, I'm tired of just handjobs right now, I mean it's a good idea a first and can be quite erotic to look at, but the genre doesn't have much more to offer in my eyes. If you are looking for a site that only focuses on handjobs though, this is a decent one.

2005-02-15

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