
| Review of Souther Bukkake: There are a lot of jobs in the porn "industry" that I would love to have. Star, sure, cameraman, hell yeah. I'd even be the weird guy that shows up in some movies and just jerks off onto the models feet randomly. But one thing I wouldn't be, is last in the bukkake line. Just think, being the last guy to throw a load on a girl, who's just had 10+ guys squirt on me. You couldn't pay me enough money to go near that! With an intro like that, this has to be a bukkake site, correct??
Southern Bukkake is a bukkake-themed porn site which features both pictures and videos. For those of you who don't know what bukkake is, it's a Japanese term which has been translated different ways over the years. But to the porn world, bukkake is when a girl takes multiple facial cumshots at once. And then she just sits there. Sometimes there is pouring involved, from a yard glass or sometimes what I like to call the "bukkake dish" or "bukkake plate." There is what I call weak bukkake (3 or 4 guys) and strong bukkake (7+ guys.) The folks at Southern Bukkake deliver you some drenchingly strong bukkake!
The design on Southern Bukkake is primitive. I mean, extremely primitive. When you go into the pictures section, you find text links to the thumbnail galleries. When you go to the videos section, you get text links to the videos. This is probably one of the most minimalistic websites I've ever seen, and I normally like plain and simple of the content is there. Which leads me to my biggest misleading from the site- I thought it was going to have terrible content. The text links just don't look too impressive from where I sit. It looks like theres not a lot of series. But when you start downloading, you realize, damn, this site is pretty good on content. Now, the lack of thumbnails pretty much means it's a "see what you get" type thing when you download. Not knowing what you're getting and downloading bulkier movies kinda sucks, and the site design could use a facelift. But most people will deal with the site inconsistencies if they are able to get some good porn- so let's examine the porn here!
Most patrons will come to Southern Bukkake for the videos (no pun intended.) Bukkake, as an art form, is a very motion oriented art. While one can do bukkake pictures and do them well, seeing it on video is just a completely different experience. So, onto the videos. The videos section, as I mentioned before, is done with text links. The videos here are in the MPG format, and they are segmented into two minute segments. They are seperated by name in text, and just a file name listing is given. On the file name listing, you can get either BJ movies or cum movies. Most girls start out with a blowjob movie for the first two or three segments and then the bukkake comes. I guess you can call it the B&B plan. I would consider the movies to be pretty high quality, you can enjoy them in full screen, it's not perfect but it's not bad either. The file sizes are pretty managable as well, so theres really not all that much you can complain about here with the movies except the text linking.
The scenes are also shot relatively well. The camera shots are very clean, the sound is good, everything is pretty top notch. There are some shots where I think they could have brought the camera a little closer, especially for the cumshots, but all in all they did a good job with this here bukkake site. These videos are pretty much just blowjob and cumming, there is some other stuff here and there, but if you don't like these elements you won't like the videos that much. One of the minor complaints is the watermark. It only comes up (no pun, again) every once in a while, I noticed a trend of it coming up when a big shot was let off. It's kind of annoying, I'd rather have a static one on the bottom right hand corner of the screen over one that pops up randomly in the middle of the page. But... thats just me! It's not a big deal but worth mentioning as a flaw. Other than that, the shots are done well and everything comes off nicely. One thing of note: be on the lookout for the Leslie Neilsen lookalike in one of the videos!
Southern Bukkake also maintains a nice, high quality pictures section. It also suffers from the "no main page thumbnail" problem. For the pictures, it's not a big deal, cause you get a quick loading page of thumbnails once you pick out your set. The girls are the same as are in the videos, but these are not vidcaps. Instead, they are high quality pictures of everything that look like they were taken independent of the movie making. The pictures are very nice, but I really can't get into bukkake as pictures, I need the action. The thumbnailling is done using an old system, which is old but effective. Can't really complain, but it does show its age. Still works, though, so can't complain. The pictures are also sized decently so you can see enough without having to scroll! All in all, the pictures are a nice compliment to the videos.
So what type of girls are taking the bukkake? Well, bukkake is usually associated with Asian girls. Not so here. These are all down home Southern USA girls. The girls here are not your average, everyday, run of the mill porn stars. They are more amateur looking, they're not bad looking girls at all though. In fact, I'd like to participate in some bukkake with many of them! I noticed that the site has more black girls than normal for a website, which is cool by me and makes for a unique bukkake scene. The guys are also not perfect tens, some of them have a little bulge to them... just to point out, in case you don't like that sort of thing.
As I said, the number of sets here is kind of deceiving due to the text links. I counted 28 total video sets at the time of review, and that might be skewed a bit since it's hard to count text links. Theres a nice amount of bukkake content here, thats for sure. There are no bonus sites to speak of. You do get some cool extras though.
Ever want to be part of a bukkake/gangbang? This site gives you the chance to, so you can have the chance to be that "last bukkake guy" that I don't wanna be! Thats the coolest extra here, actually thats the only extra. Luckily, they do seem to update the site often.. They don't have a set schedule looking at the timestamps, but you usually get at least two updates a month. So it's still a decent deal!
Conclusion
This is a good site for all you bukkake/cumshot fans out there. It's weak design stops it from being great, but if you like bukkake this is some great, original, exclusive content for you, and a recommended buy. For others, it's cool to try something different- so give it a try!
Pricing
$21.95 first month, rebills at $18.95
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2005-01-25
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