| Review of Ghetto Hoochies:
Let's talk about a special kind of woman today. Hoochies. What exactly is a hoochie? Well, I've always considered it a girl who tries to dress and act like she has a lot of class and a lot of money, but really doesn't. Someone who tries to act like she is the best thing since sliced bread. Who sliced bread in the first place? A hoochie is basically a nasty ass girl who thinks shes the shit. It doesn't neccesarily have to be a colored person, but in the case of Ghetto Hoochies, all of the Hoochies are black, and you get to see their coochies, yay!
Now that I am done rhyming (I know, don't quit my day job) lets talk about Ghetto Hoochies. Ghetto Hoochies is a reality website with a focus on black hookers. Thats right, black hookers. Nice niche, isn't it? Well, the site is all about it. So let's see how the site is.
When you first sign into Ghetto Hoochies, you are taken to a very simplistic members page. On the top of this page are the network sites you get to also check out for being a member of Ghetto Hoochies. Underneath that is the content, listed from the most recent to the very first update. All of the content is listed right on the front page. And even better, you can download the videos right from this page as well. This means no pointing and clicking over and over again to get content. Well, unless you want pictures, and you won't. Each set is only given one thumbnail, which gives you a good idea of the girl in the set but not much else. The thumbnail is pretty big and clear, but it mainly focuses on what the girl is doing. Overall, it's a simple and effective site design, but it might lose a few points for those of you who like to know what is going on in a set before downloading it.
The videos on Ghetto Hoochies come in either the WMV or MPG format. The WMVs come in three different qualities, High, Medium, and Low, whereas the MPGs only come in one quality: high. I prefer the MPGs because I think the quality is a bit better, but its really a tossup. And it can be, because both are about the same file size. There are only segments on Ghetto Hoochies, no full video option. That would be great. The segments here are pretty nicely done, with five minute segments and an average of four to five segments per set. That gives each video enough time to be fun, but not too long and boring either.
The quality on Ghetto Hoochies is great with an asterik. That being that there is quite a bit of pixelation on the videos. But the pixelation is more movement pixelation than bad quality pixelation. Either kind of pixelation is bad and hinders your enjoyment, but its not as consistent this way. Otherwise, the video quality here is great and nothing to complain about. Quality freaks might piss and moan, but nobody else should!
Ghetto Hoochies also has a pictures section. The pictures are vidcaps and not even really worth talking about, thats how bad they are. On top of that, the galleries here are prehistoric and hard to move through. Well, this isn't a picture site, but I think a little more could have been put into the pictures here.
Ghetto Hoochies is all about black hookers. When you have a theme like that, Halle Berry is not going to appear on the site. They use some women that look like true to life hookers. Not the most attractive girls in the lot, that is for sure. Of course, there are some diamonds in the rough, and a few girls I would toss a dollar or two towards if they were willing to toss my salad. But thats about it. The action on here is mainly one on one. The guys tend to get somewhat violent, with putting their hands around the girls throats and whatnot. In most of the sets, there is a black guy doing the black hookers. But there are some interracial sets where a white guy takes a dip. Overall, the action is on the more violent side of hardcore.
No timestamps are given on Ghetto Hoochies, but they claim on the Porn Multi Pass Page that they are updated weekly. I can say I'm fairly confident that it is often just looking at the amount of content given. Either way, at the time of review there were 32 sets of content here. That is a great number, and it makes the site worth the price of admission alone. But what, you need more? Well FINE! There is also a comprehensive bonus network you get with a membership here.
The network here is big, and includes: 18 & Interracial, Kung Pao Pussy, Ghetto Hoochies, Teenie Video, Phat Bootie Hoes, Pussy Pinata, Pussy Foot Girls, Tight Buttholes, and Penis Palooza (gay). With more sites coming, this is a monster deal and is worth checking out. Each site is very comparable as far as everything goes, except for the changes in themes from site to site.
Conclusion
The site is true to form, it has some nasty ass hoochies in it in some places, but overall, the videos are decent, and they stay true to form with the theme. I liked the site! Not the best in the network, but it is a strong one within the network!
Pricing
$24.95 - 30 day membership
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2005-01-19
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