| Review of Nude Beach House:
The idea of spring break, and vacation in general, is a very good one. While your trusty reviewer is not the biggest fan of the beach, he is a fan of the apparel of the beach. Well, thats on hot women of course. So when the site Nude Beach House came up for review, it was mixed feelings. There will definately be some naked women, thats for sure. But at the same time, I just don't like the beach for some reason. Let's see if I was impressed by the site.
Nude Beach House, while part of a reality network, doesn't really have any reality characteristics. As a matter of fact, it's very different from its fellow sites in almost every way. We'll get into that later. For now, I'd say that Nude Beach House is a girls gone wild type site more than a traditional porn or reality site. It's a little different, sometimes different is good, and sometimes different is bad. We shall see where Nude Beach House falls in this spectrum.
The setup of Nude Beach House is fairly simplistic. When you log into the site, you are given one thumbnail for each section and the option to check out pictures or videos of the section. Notice I say "section" and not set. The site is sectioned off into things like "wild bar girls" and "Wet T-Shirt Contests." These sections are not really anything like traditional "sets" because a lot is going on in them. Anyway, you select a section and then go to your content. It's pretty simplistic. The leased content on the site is massive, but its also unorganized. It's just all over the place, on the top, on the sides, and on the bottom. It makes the site look like a TGP page, and a poorly done one at that.
The main attraction of Nude Beach House would be the videos. The videos are done in streaming WMV format. The videos are segmented heavily; each page for each section has 10 segments, and each section has multiple pages. The length of these segments really depends on the section you pick, some are only a few seconds while others are a few minutes. Just to add to the general disorganization of this site. The video quality is hard to describe, if only for the fact that I couldn't right click on these videos to make them full screen. So you are stuck watching them in a tiny screen. Even there, the quality doesn't look all that great. This is definately not a site for quality freaks. The rest of the network has DRM on their videos, this one does not.
I like to talk about the camerawork in this section. Well, it's hard for me to talk about it here. A lot of the camerawork is dark and shady, which I never like. But, for this type of site, for realism purposes, thats how the camerawork SHOULD be. So while I didn't like the camerawork, I can't really hold it against them either. Its just not for me. I'd probably enjoy it more if the other content was as good.
The pictures on Nude Beach House are also not very good. They are grainy as hell. Despite being big in size, they just look absolutely terrible. I would have thought some nice pictures could compliment the videos nicely, but nope.. instead its just a pile of dung. Horrible.
Most of the girls here on Nude Beach House are young, attractive college age girls. They are pretty nondescript actually. Their names are not given; they don't really talk, it's basically as far away from the reality style as you can imagine. Which is funny, because being as far away from the reality style, the site comes across as way more realistic than those reality sites out there. The action here is very Girls Gone Wild-ish in style. A lot of flashing, a lot of softcore type stuff. It's basically party girls, drunk and crazy. Although this site can go a little more hardcore than your typical GGW videos, it's not too far removed from the style. I found the action really boring, but if you like the softcore/flashing type stuff, you might like the action. The rest of the site kind of harnesses your enjoyment though.
It's hard to accurately count how many videos/pictures/sets there are here due to its setup. I'm sorry. The content doesn't seem too impressive, but at the same time doesn't seem too chinsy either. As I mentioned, there are tons of leased sites to keep you busy. And on top of that, there is also the network of reality sites that Nude Beach House is a part of. With a membership here, you also get a membership to the following sites: Girls Hunting Girls, Teen Hitchhikers, Eurobride Tryouts, MILF Cruiser, and Big Sausage Pizza. All of these sites have DRM protection which prohibits you from saving the videos, and they are all more traditional reality sites.
Conclusion
The only site in this network without DRM videos, and they make it a stinker. The videos are ugly, you can't manipulate them at all, they are streaming. Just horrible. Even though I'm not the biggest fan of the site idea, I know a good site when I see it. And I just would not recommend this to anyone, including fans of the GGW-style videos. Its weak, it reminds me of leased site content even though its not leased.
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$2.95 for Three Day Trial
$38.80 for 30 Days
$58.80 for 90 Days
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2004-07-26
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