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Pictures: Yes Bonus sites: No Downloads: No
Movies: Yes Live Shows: No Formats: MPEG, Windows

Prices: $29.95/30 days
$59.95/90 days

Review of Teen Slam:

In wrestling, a body slam is a move where one wrestler picks up his opponent with one arm behind his neck, and the other arm in between his legs. Then he throws the opponent down on the canvas. That completes the body slam, and trust me, it hurts like a bitch, even if it doesn't seem to affect most of the wrestlers we watch on tv nowadays. In porn, there is no body slamming (hopefully). But there is Teen Slam, which is the Teen-focused site on the MeatMembers network of porn sites!

Teen Slam is a reality site, with a focus on legal teen girls. They claim that none of the models are under the age of 20, and of course there are the precautions that none of them are TOO young. The theme for the reality site, well, is just that these girls are teens. It doesn't go much further beyond that. But still, it's a reality site with a theme, albeit a slightly weak one. However, strong content will always override weak themes.. so let's see what Teen Slam has to offer.

When you enter Teen Slam, you are put on a main page which actually contains a lot of stuff. You get the first five updates of the site, right there on the main page. You can download the videos right there, theres plenty of thumbnails right there, and theres even a little blurb for each girl. The only thing you need to go off the main site for would be the pictures. The following pages are also set up like this, five girls per page, some thumbnails, and generally just a neat design. While there is a ton of content on the individual pages, I never really got the feeling of the site being cluttered or too busy. Just a great, easy to use, easy to navigate site design here on Teen Slam.

Slam that Teen! The videos on Teen Slam are available in either the WMV or MPG format. The videos are segmented, and I must say that the segment lengths come in real strange numbers. There doesn't seem to be a set length for the segments at all, some are a minute and some are four minutes. As a whole, though, each girl has 6-10 segments. Of course this always varies, but in averages it's around 8. I'm confused as to the segment lengths, but I'm not confused on the quality of these videos. I would describe the quality as average, perhaps even a let down after seeing the promotion pages for this network. These videos are not bad by any means, but they are not great either. You will do fine if you watch them in normal mode- they look pretty good normally. Its when you full screen them that you get some bluriness and pixelation. It didn't bother me too much, but I know lots of you like to have clear pictures at full size. Basically, I'd say this is the sites biggest flaw, and it's not even a huge deal. The videos do run smoothly, and with the low quality comes a low file size, which comes a high download speed. So you can get these videos nice and quickly, and it works out especially good for those of you on dialup connections. They claim the MPGs have better quality than the WMVS, so if you're a quality guy you might want to check those out even though I didn't see much of a difference personally.

I'm pretty big on the action of a porn scene. I like to see action from seperate shots, move the camera around a lot, keep me entertaining and don't make me want to fast forward to the money shot. I don't feel that Teen Slam really satisfied me in this regard. Sure, the camera shots were decent and the movement was decent, but it just wasn't anything to write home about. Pretty much all the movies, while the girls were hot and the action was good, it just didn't seem to have that OOOMPH. I think maybe uninspired may be a good term to use here. The site is real good, but where is that Oomph? I think besides the quality issue, perhaps the camerawork can be improved a little bit. I'm not trying to slag the site at all, as I think it's excellent.. but I gotta say how I feel and I just didn't sense any excitement here.

Teen Slam also slams you with some pictures. Now, like a lot of reality porn sites, the pictures section leaves a little bit to be desired. Thats because these pictures are vidcaps. If you're not familiar with vidcapping, it's basically taking a video file and snapping pictures from it. The whole concept is great, and it can work really good in some purposes: say your favorite actress is naked for five seconds in a movie.. you can enjoy it with a vidcap without that messy pause button. But on porn sites, they are basically a cop out, a way to say that the site has a pictures section without having to work on it. Sometimes they come out good, and sometimes they don't. Teen Slam falls somewhere in the middle. You can definately tell that the pictures are vidcaps. At the same time, it looks like someone took some time to have some of the better shots included here. The section is not overflowed with tons of meaningless pictures. There are some good shots, which might have even been taken with a camera. But then theres some bad shots which are kind of grainy. Just a mixture, and overall it's a passable pictures section.

The girls getting slammed on Teen Slam are teens. These are legitimately young girls for the most part, don't expect any thirty-five year old moms dressed in a schoolgirl outfit with pigtails trying to pass themselves off as something they are not. I found myself somewhat attracted to the girls on here, some way more than others. The previews page will give you a good idea of whether you'd like them or not. They fit the mold well for a teen site, not too young, not too old, just perfect! A few of the girls on here have the wild bush growing, not something you see too often nowadays but its here with three of the girls I viewed. Not a big fan of that, but it's all cool. Other than that, these girls aren't new to porn- but the do fit the theme quite well as non-innocent porn teens icon_smile.gif

So, you have to be wondering how many teens are slammed here. Well, the number of sets at the time of review was Fifteen. This is a nice number, it's not a mind blowing number but it stands its ground. The site is updated with a new slam about every two weeks, so the content level will continue to grow. In the mean time, Teen Slam is part of a network which contains tons of sites, and also another Teen site for you fans out there.

The MeatMembers network includes the following sites: Blowjob Quickies, Cock Brutality, Frank Wank, Meatholes, Midnight Prowl, Nuts on Sluts, Piss Mops, Porn Jackass, Teen Slam, White Meat on Black Street, and new additions Cum Farters, POV Pervert, and Young Ripe and Ready. 13 sites for the price of one!! The one downfall of this network compared to others is that a few of the sites might not appeal to some people at all. But still, it's a killer deal. The MeatMembers site also has some cool stuff, like webmasters favorites and behind the scenes videos. Each of the sites on the Meatmembers page has a thumbnail of the latest update and date, so you can easily track and get the latest material when it's posted.


Teen Slam is a cool teen reality site, with a weak theme and some quality issues. However, the girls look good and the action is there. It wouldn't be at the top of my recommendation list, but it also wouldn't be at the bottom. Worth a look for those of you who like younger girls.

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Episodes list A photo shoot The network main


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