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Review of Interracial Sexxx:

Intro:

Every 20 years or so it seems, fashion, music, and art all go on a nostalgia trip.  Suddenly the stuff that aged like bad cheese the decade before is cool again and yet another "retro" fad  gets its fifteen minutes of fame.  A quick flip through interracialsexxx.com has got me convinced that in 15 years or so, this lo-fi, low-production value bomb might actually be cool again.  A kitschy celebration of the early years of dialup modem driven porn. . . .  or something.  Ahem, right on to the review.

Getting into it:

I shouldn't really poke fun with this one.  After all, it's not so long ago I made the leap to a high bandwidth ISP.  I suppose if I was still among the throng of smut surfers making do with a 56K connection, I'd be thankful for the tiny thumbnails and the 600X400 and 320X480 pics that fill the galleries here.  I'm not, though, so it's easy to take pot shots at the lo-rez look of things here and the website-in-a-box design work.  Things only get worse (from the perspective of a cable modem owner and obnoxious porn reviewer who doesn't have to pay for this stuff anyway), when you look at the videos.

Looking only at the older content, it'd easy to dismiss the vids on the grounds that they're too damn short to be worth the effort.  2 to 4 meg segments are the norm here for the MPEG content, though there's a "high bandwidth user section" that allows you to download 20 to 30 minutes of content in one go.  The format's obviously changed since the beginning here, because the first couple of 500meg+ bundles that I grabbed were just zipped folders containing each of the film's 3-7 meg shorts.  Given the fact that I'm downloading the whole lot together anyway, I really couldn't see any use in having 12 shorts rather than one full film.  After checking the more recent stuff, however, I found that this lazy attempt at accommodating the cable/T1/ISDN crew has been left to the wayside.  There isn't a huge library of flics to check here, but rest assured that you get a full 20 minutes or so in a single MPEG clip for the last handful of updates anyway.

As to the content, I was a bit confused as to what was original and what was licensed or lifted from low-budget productions of the last 15 years or so.  An FBI warning at the beginning of one short (Katalin and Krissy) followed by a cheesy "John Mason presents. . :" title screen suggested that I was looking at something I could find in my local porn video bargain bin.  Then again, some of the more recent flics involve the webmaster's friend Mike who seems fairly skilled at holding the camera while getting his cock sucked by the latest "interviewees."  Really, I've got no beef with amateur porn, but the hilariously disgusted looks on Alyessa and Monica's faces after being plastered by some of the thickest, most plentiful spooge shots to make it online are really only matched by Mike's attempts to be chivalrous and find them a towel while commenting on how much he's just ejaculated and asking how they liked their first facials.  I mean, this stuff is funny.  He holds the camera pretty still until he really gets working at which point you're likely to hit "stop" just to avoid the seasickness.

In case the member tires of such classics as "White Guy Getting a Handjob" or "Black Guy Giving Internal Cumshot to Asian Girl," there's always the bonus features.  Actually, members of interacialsexx.com have free access to two other top flight sites in the company's network:  Hooter's club and Amateur Girls Exposed.  Both feature the same fonts and content formats, only neither seems to have the quantity of material found at interracialsexx.com or the option to download entire films, making it clear that the latter's the flagship site.  Still, some extra content is better than none and, with the exception of the BigTittsNetwork's little traps, there's verylittle in the way of aggravating advetising here.

The lowdown:

I wish I knew how many web users out there pony up some of their hard earned bucks for a pay porn site membership while still attempting to get their money's worth over a 56K modem.  If I did, I'd have a better idea about how hard to come down on this one.  In the end, much of what annoys me about interracialsexx.com is what would make it manageable by those less endowed in the bandwidth department.  Sure, the content and performances are lackluster, but despite my bitching, I found a few things that suited my fancy.  Minimal graphic bullshit and miniature thumbnails keep the site streamlined, and short film segments clearly cater to the dialup crowd.  I suppose what puts the final nail in the coffin for this one is the price.  $30 month buys or rents a lot of porn these days.  Unless you're stuck in East Bumblefuck waiting for your local cable company to offer you a highspeed internet connection and dying for some filthy, amateur(ish) black on white on asian action, hold on to your dough.

Video Format: X-vid codec .avi files in 2 qualities

Pics:  low resolution 600X400 and 320X480 pics

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