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Review of 1000 Facials:
1000 Facials is a Facial Cumshot website. However, since a facial cumshot lasts all of five seconds (or maybe a minute, if you are Peter North...) there needs to be a secondary element to a website. That is the setup to the cumshot. In the case of 1000 Facials, the setup is primarily done by blowjob. Long ass blowjobs. So what we have here is a website that caters to both blowjob fans, and fans of facial cumshots. The website mainly focuses on videos, it's not a reality site but a very good video site!
The site design of 1000 Facials is pretty simplistic, and easy to use. On the main page, you get a list of all the recent updates. There is one small thumbnail of each girl, and clicking on that will take you to her page. On each models page are the video segments, and a link to her the pictures section. The site design, in design is simplistic and minimalistic, but also very effective and nice. I'd like to go further into site design with 1000 Facials because they do have some cool site design features worth talking about.
One of these features is the indexing of the series. You can get the listing one of many ways. You can just view the girls from A-Z (still those little thumbnails.) If your in a hurry, you can check out Andy's top ten facials. Who's Andy? It doesn't matter who Andy is! The final way they are featured is in the Favorites section. In this section, there are categories according to a bunch of factors. Some examples "100 lbs or Less" "First Timers" "Legs & Ass" and "Teens" as well as hair colors, etc. 100 Lbs or less, eh? I think I would break em! So thats a really cool feature to the site design that I liked and wish more sites would use. The one minor flaw is that some girls are listed in multiple categories, so you might get confused and accidently download the same girl a few times.
The videos are what makes this site over the top and after only offering inconsistent segments on the site the owners have decided to suck it up and completely change their way of offering video downloads. Instead of offering the movies segmented, now they only offer complete movie downloads. This is a gutsy move no doubt because it really shows their desire to appeal to the higher bandwidth users. You can choose to download the movies in full mpeg format, and full Windows Media format in either high or low quality. Even if the quality tag says low, dialup users shouldn't get their hopes up, a movie is usually over 50mb in size. As a broadband user I welcome this movie with open arms and I think a lot of people will as well. Should they have kept the segments? I don't know, not for me and probably not for most broadband users, so this is a warning for dialuppers, you need not apply ;).
As far as the action goes.. you basically get a little setup, a LOT of blowjob, and then the final cumshot. There are some sets that do have some pussy action involved, but I would sign up for the blowjobs and cumshots primarily and be pleasantly surprises when you get the tuna shocker. I thought the action was really well shot, the videos came out really really good. The camera shots change enough, and the positions change enough, that these "plain ole blowjob" movies can hold your interest. In some cases, I thought the videos did go a little long for just blowjob movies, but if those guys can hold their cum in like that, more power to them. I know if some 95 lb beauty was slobbin my knob, I'd bust in her eye faster than you can say blowtorch. But thats just me. In all seriousness, some of these did run long, but thats why they make fast forward.
1000 Facials also has a pictures section. Wow, I keep wanting to write 1001 Facials... the fact that I'm connecting a cumshot porn page to a Disney movie.. thats just wrong.. Anyway, the pictures are primarily bad vidcaps. I mean, vidcaps that are kinda grainy and ugly looking, with shots that just dont look good as pictures. However, many girls have two galleries- one with the more "posey" shots that look real good as pictures, and then the vidcap galleries. So this is a cool little feature, which I guess they added for the newer sets. It's nice to have the additional pictures to store with your movies too, especially of the girls on your video getting blasted looking all nice and purdy beforehand! A site where I'd say, come for the videos, be somewhat impressed with the pictures!
Girl quality. It's one subjective ass category that is always hard for me to talk about. But I will, as always. I found the girls on 1000 Facials to be very, very good looking. Theres a lot of girls to choose from, and naturally there were some I did not like. But I downloaded much, much more than I skipped over. One minor problem is that from the small thumbnails you can't really tell much about a girl, until you get to her page and see the one big picture and more small ones. The girls on here are all different kinds of girls, but if I had to make one broad category I'd say they look most like the amateur porn girls you see on the various reality sites on the net. various hair colors, ethnicities, and even body styles, the only common element is that they are all getting nut on their face. And thats all thats important, right?
Usually, I count up the number of sets that you get with your membership. Well, 1000 Facials has a giant 101 sets up at the time of review by my unofficial count. And considering all the sets are of a fair length, and good quality, this should really excite you. 1000 facials may very well reach the number in their name if they keep up the awesome update schedule they use. They don't seem to have a set schedule by looking at their time stamps, but there are usually a few updates a week!
There are no bonus sites here... there is a live chat you get access too, a webcam type service that I've never seen before. This was actually cool to me, because I like these kinds of services, but your milage may vary. The fact that there are so many sets offsets the no bonus site issue. You'll keep busy, don't worry about it!
A good site, made great by the amount of material available to you. There are little design flaws, but they are all overriden by the sheer amount of stuff you get here with a membership. I have to recommend this to anybody who likes blowjobs and facials, because this is a great site where the webmaster do not rest on the laurels. I suspect this site is gonna be around for a long time and hailed by fans of the niche as one of the very best in it's field.
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