| Review of Teenie Creampies:
This was a request made in the forum a while ago, and on this quiet Sunday night I just felt like checking this one out because it was clearly a video site and I wasn't in the mood for it to be reality. This site is more scripted story driven at best, a lot of the times there really isn't any story it's just straight down to business.
The site is produced by, what appears to be, a veteran in the porn business, however I think the movies on this particular site are not exclusively produced for this site. At first I was under the impression that this Teenie Man was producing all this himself and banging all the chicks but after a while I realized that it isn't, but then again the site doesn't claim the material to be exclusive. I didn't recognize any of the clips I downloaded so I had a pretty good time despite this and it sweetened the deal a bit that I got access one other Teenie Man site which is teeniepicseries. Teenieman which used to be another bonus site seem to have vanished into thin air and is no longer part of the deal.
Outside the members area, that is the tour pages, the site looks extremely slick and so it is on the inside but there hasn't gone as much work in to the presentation of each clip as you get impression from the tour. Each movie is represented by a thumbnail and there are no pictures available for any of the set. The movies must be downloaded in 2½ minute segments or streamed live in even more segments, a complete movie download would have been nice but I got great download speeds of the server and wasn't as annoyed by this as I usually am. It really sucks when the server gives you a low speed and you have to through the movies clip by clip.
The "lightbox" function here is certainly worth a mention as well. This is a neat little feature that let's you add the movie to your own little favorites directory for future downloading, this made it extremely easy for me to go through the entire site and put aside all the movies that caught my eye for downloading, nice little feature that comes in handy when dealing with this many movies.
The quality is, to quote a forum user, decent but not DVD quality and that pretty much says it, though I will say that when there is a lot of movement in the clips they can get very "blocky" in full screen mode. I thought it was ok quality overall but never great. Updates are pretty regular, 3-6 movies are added every 5 days, so just about 1 movie per day but again it's done every 5-6 days.
The last bonus to add to this deal is hardly worth mentioning really but here goes, the site is teeniepicseries.com and as the name suggests it's simply pictures all in medium/low resolution (sorry but It's 2003 people). The quality is ok but of course these are also buy-em-by-the-dozen picture sets and I doubt if they are gonna excite a lot of users. The site claims to be the #1 rated collection of teen pictures on the net…. I doubt it ;)
Conclusions:
The price of $35 is a bit extreme in my opinion, as another guy said on the forum it could easily be $10 cheaper and I have to agree. Sure we get a nice chunk of delightful hardcore porn but bare in mind that most of it is non-exclusive and leaves something to be desired on the quality front. Still I can recommend the $5 5-day trial as this is definitely worth it and will let you decide wether you wish to continue your subscription. Overall a good hardcore movie deal but not groundbreaking in any way.
Prices:
5-day trial $4.95
Monthly: $34.95 (so the longer you stay, the more you pay per day) woah, I'm a poet!
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2003-11-09
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