| Review of Fart Hammer:
Just when you decided it was safe to go surfing in the net again a site like this hits and it’s created by our trusted porn pals the BangBros so why wouldn’t it be yet another rocking reality site? Well I’m not sure if it is as rocking as it is flatulently vibrating, no ok I’ll stop this now, I could go all day making cracks about this site but I’m not going to, the site will basically do that for me… Ladies and (mostly) gentlemen I give you ratadadaaaaa The Master Blaster himself, a storm out of the norm, he gets cash to pass gas… The FartHammer.
I thought this was a joke I really did, farthammer.com come on, a guy farting in girls faces no one could build a site around that idea. Well I guess someone could and someone did, those blasted bangbus creators again the BangBros. In case you were wondering, yeah the guy farts the girls in the face after he cums, how’s that for that for a great business model?
Before I go any further I wanna break something down for those of you who are not familiar with the older bangbros sites (bangbus etc…) and explain to you what is actually being reviewed here.
A couple of years ago some guys came up with the idea for a pornsite where they would ride around in a bus and pick up random chicks, because all of this seemed extremely real and like these guys actually talked these girls into having sex in this bangbus it spawned a new porn category called reality sites. Bangbus was quite an internet phenomenon and this encouraged the creators to make more sites with the same guideline, that it should look and feel real but now addressed to more specific niches, like boobs, butts and facials. To make everything twice as confusing the guys behind all this decided that it was time to create a whole other company to launch a new array of sites. These new sites are now available for us to join and to mention all the new ones you have: bigtitsroundasses, bigmouthfuls, monstersofcock, farthammer, momsanaladventure and sprinbreakspycam. And these are the sites that this review is mainly dealing with, right now in particular farthammer.com. The bonus for full members is simply that you get access to the 4 old reality sites they launched earlier under their first company…. Confused? Don’t be it just means you get more, 10 full sites all containg 100% exclusive content and weekly updates.
The setup basically hasn’t changed since bangbus and their other reality sites, it’s the same guy behind the camera (the real forte of the sites!) he’s straight forward and the way he talks to the chicks is extremely funny. What they do is also just scoping out random girls like at the beach for example where the camerag introduces himself as Douglas the 3rd Sanchez to the 5th power, I laughed pretty hard about that but that’s just ;) His trusted sidekick in this reality series is of course the one is referred to simply as “The Hammer” (rocky theme music playing in the background now). The hammer’s special ability, cuz we all know superheroes has to have one, is that he can (almost) fart on command, this comes in hand if you have to do it right after you cum, and he does it.
It is possible to watch every video in it’s entirety on the site in streamed format, you can also download the videos but then you are downloading 45 second segments instead. If you want you can download all clips (3,5 mb) and paste them all together, I do this very easy myself with TMPEnc but it takes patience, especially since the videos are usually split up into 25, orso, pieces. The quality is good enough to be viewed in full screen but is a bit blocky overall
Though you get access to hundreds of exclusive videos it’s very much worth noting that this site so far only contains 7 videos, that is 7 farthammer videos. Over all they pull it off beautifully though, I’m out $35 and still I don’t feel like complaining at all, I have 10 sites to go through so if you will excuse me ;)
What it all comes down through here is if you find the whole fart idea funny or not. I skipped the “finalé” each time actually but I enjoyed the setups a great deal. I also think I figured something important out this time, actually there are more than 7 videos for the site, but each new member starts at 7 and then get a new video added every week for the remainder of his membership. It’s a pretty daring way to do this and in my opinion they only get away with it because they offer you hundreds of other exclusive reality videos in the deal.
Note that trial members do not have full access to the other sites!
Bottom line: It’s hammer time! (sorry couldn’t help myself), nah seriously the whole package is a good more-bang-for-your-buck deal and a personal favorite of mine.
Prices:
3 day trial: $4.95 (note that trial members encounter restrictions and not as much access!) 1 monht: $34.95
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2003-09-05
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