Review of UK Video Babes:
The good,the bad and the downright gorgeous. That pretty much sums up ukvideobabes.net.
The good…the videos are pretty good quality. We're not talking full on DVD quality, but that sort of happy medium between picture quality and file size. So 56k'ers should be happy, but anyone with a reasonable phat pipe could be disappointed.
There's 15 models on the main site, with another 4 models on mini-sites. On the main site two of the 15 are very well known. Chanta Rose and pint sized pixie goddess Andrea Spinks (I promise I won't let the inclusion of Andrea interfere with my review :O). As said, the video quality is reasonable, but there are only two per model (so that's 30 videos on the site for the numerically challenged). Not exactly a great horde. Accompanying the videos are stills from the videos, of which some are high quality, while the others are small poor quality screen grabs. I've put up one of each of the photo's to give you an idea of the varying quality (photo not up yet, pending).
The mini-sites contain no videos, just photos of Britain's best known pornstars. Vida Garman (who seems to have been in the porn industry since Lady Godiva did the first public nudity show),Michelle Thorne, Adele Stephens and Laura Hermanson. The photos in these minisites are big and of reasonable quality, but are scans of still shots from what look like shoots from the early 90's
Also there are three leased content sites. Although they don't advertise themselves as such, two are Viv Thomas sites. One being a photo site, the other a video site. Finally there is the UKamateurs leased site (called UKpornochicks here) This of course is a big plus, but its nothing that can't be found on several other far better sites.
The bad…and this is really unbelievably bad. The updates, or lack of.As far as I can see there are none (apart from on the leased sites.).The 30 videos are all you get, and all you're going to get.
The Downright gorgeous…the previously mentioned Andrea Spinks (AKA Nadia)
Conclusion:
Reasonable video and good looking British models are quite literally all it has going for it. If it wasn't for the total lack of updates this could have been something worth recommending. As it is, its worth the $4.95 for the trial, but nothing more. Certainly not the $24.95 they want for a month. This is one of those sites where the natives put up poles with rotting, fetid carcasses to scare off unwary travellers. Unfortunately some short sighted surfer will inevitably hold his map upside down and stumble into this 'Site That The Webmaster Forgot', just make sure it ain't you.
Oh, and I almost gave it three stars, but docked it one for wasting Andrea Spinks on such a poor site. BASTARDS!
Pricing:
$4.95 for 5Days
$24.95 for 1 Month
$64.95 for 180 Days
Review by: Mariner
2003-08-19
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