Review of Milk My Cock:
Beating up dead horses has never been my kind of deal and so it both saddens me to write this review but then again it is porn. You the regular readers will know that I have been trying to kill off two rather large porn packages the last couple of weeks and this is the second one which I will refer to as the collegefuckfest (here on out CFF) package (review here). This is not the last installment in this long line of reality sites included with your membership and it's not the best either, but that still doesn't make it bad. Milkmycock.com, now see that's the kind of site name I would think up myself, kinda like shavemynosehair.com and makemebreakfast.com (not actual urls… I hope!). The object of the sitename being of course to immediately establish the level of intellect we can expect to encounter once inside the site.
Let me say right away that this site does not line up with the quality from blackbroeswhitehoes.com and collegefuckfest.com (you get access to all the sites when signing up to either) in more than one way. First off you don't have multiple resolutions of the video lips available and the "stories" are probably a bit more to the point and in your face than the before mentioned sites. An example of a milkmycock movie would be:
Movie example_________________________________________
*Ding* *Dong*
The camera guy goes to open the door, he opens it and outside is a busty blonde with shades on casually playing with her keys:
Camera guy: Hey…
Busty Blonde: Hey, I'm here to milk some cock!
Camera guy: Yeah absolutely…
Busty Blonde: Is this the right place?
Camera guy: I think it is.
Busty Blonde: Excellent!
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Ok so she doesn't start "milking his cock" right then and there but it isn't far off. This is actually a pretty standard way for the clips to go, it all takes place in the same house, and the girls all show up at the same door (btw I put a bid down for that door on Ebay!) and surprise surprise, they all wanna milk the guy's cock, I wonder if that term is gonna catch on?....
Anyways let's get down to it shall we, there are 14 episodes as of now and they are all split up into 3 segments and also available as one big movie (nice!). All the clips can be downloaded of course and they are all .wmv files and good enough quality to be blow full screen.
To be quite honest I think milkmycock.com has always been inteden to be kind of a bonus site to spice up the deal for the other sites. If I was to give this site a rating on it's own I would probably give around 80, or in other words just enough for 4 stars. I would be this generous because I was able to download complete original movies and because the girls were cute and quality was good. But because you get 3 other reality sites in the deal: rectalrooter.com, collegefuckfest.com and blackbroeswhitehoes.com in the deal it gets a higher rating because this is a great bang-4-ur-bucks video kind of deal. Read the CFF review or Blackbroswhitehoes review for more info on the package.
Bottom Like: An extra drop of milk in our porn coffee.
Prices:
First 37 days trial: $29.95 (this may be a temporary offer so be sure to double check that) recurs into monthly subscription, includes all the before mentioned sites. Monthly: $29.95
2003-07-25
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