| Review of Bobbi Billard:
Bobbi Billard, B.B. to her friends, is a big breasted SoCal Barbie™ if ever there was one. I'll spare you the comparison to a certain Baywatch boob queen and skip the in-depth analysis of the quality of her left or right boob (job) and leave it at this: Bobbi's talents as fitness world pinup girl or weight gain pill spokesmodel are unparalleled.
To visit her site is to experience the latest in softcore, single model web design. Nifty Flash™ graphic fades accompany your jumps between pages, and the original graphic "japanimation" caricatures of Bobbi are a particularly classy touch. Indeed, there's a lot to poke around in here, and the quality of the site (in terms of overall construction as well as photo resolution) is seriously top-notch.
As you can imagine, a Bikini model of this stature has a bit of an ego. Bobbi figures you've seen her "in magazines, posters, calendars, television or all over the internet," and I'd guess she's right. Her face, with all the lavish lighting and makeup, can take on a wide range of character. If she wasn't the website's principal model, you'd easily mistake her for other models at times. If you're curious, though, you're welcome to familiarize yourself with all of Bobbi's work, as she's got her full professional resume on the site as well as a little life history. All of this is available to guests, so have a look around, dodge a few popups, and gauge your interest in getting to know more about Bobbi.
Indeed, the possibilities for feeling you've really started a relationship with a nude model are amongst the chief claims of sites like this one. I count 49 photo galleries (each around 50 pics, on average) and 30 one-and-a-half-minute videos, but the chat room/live web cam shows, interview transcripts and fan club all really fill out the site as well as giving some life to Bobbi's personality. In terms of the content, the photos are gorgeously sharp and well shot, some pushing 3 meg in size. The vids (15 meg or so per) are in .mpeg format and played as well for me in QuickTime as they did in Windows Media player.
After looking at quite a bit of Bobbi's stuff I feel qualified to say something about the adult content "rating" here as well. If your satisfaction with the site hinges, to an extent, on how "up close and personal" you're going to get with Bobbi after shelling out $30, you should expect to be pleasantly teased, no more. Save for the glitzy fuschia mosaic borders on the site, there's not a whole lot of pink happening here. Don't get me wrong: It's there, in perhaps half of the content, but only fleetingly (in the vids) and almost never in close-up. It's a brilliant technique, surely, modeled on the Hugh Heffner school of adult publishing, but surely some will be left wanting more to the point of frustration.
In two sentences:
Bobbi Billard's a proper Bambi-eyed bikini star. It's not for nothing they put her on the covers of hot-rod magazines. I'm fighting the creeping feeling that I've developed quite a crush on B.B. in hanging around her site the past few days. In fact that's probably what this site must do if it's to really score in terms of bringing members back month after month. Have a look around; the site's snazzy and perhaps you'll find the glossy high-resolution photos (and the chance to watch B.B. bounce on webcam) a not–so-sleazy but oh-so-pleasing flirtation with a Southern Californian belle. Surely you could do worse things with $30 this month.
Credit Card Prices:
30 days: $29.99, recurring @ $25 every 30 days
90 days: $59.99
180 days: $98.49
C.c. transactions by IBill.
2003-06-17
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