Review of Amateur Facials:
"The jizz-moppers job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away."
- Randal Graves, from the movie Clerks (1994)
Hopefully, there's a jizz-mopper's union, otherwise the cuties at Amateur-Facials.com are gonna put that dude out of a job.
This place has been on the Net since 1997, and in its almost 6 year existence, has built a massive archive centered around the target-and-creaming of young girls' pretty little faces. Let's go through a typical month, drawn at random: January.
January has 41 sets, 2496 high-quality pics of ladies getting cum-fettied during a SuperBowl blowout, splooged on in a fast food drive-thru, and a pair of students hoping to learn through cum osmosis during a particularly juicy study break. There is plenty of set-up copy to all of the groupings, not just random slapping of pictures with little preamble. And the situational variety is astounding. It's all in convenient .zip format if you desire. And that's just January!
Not only are all of the over 30,000 (?) photos all-exclusive, the videos are unique to them as well. The .movS and .rmS are made up of 192 scenes clipped out, but unfortunately, are streaming. Sorry, but you can't keep 'em. This has got to change, but in the meantime, I'm going to give high marks for the massive exclusivity of it all.
As an "extra" bonus, you receive 43 additional scenes from the AmateurFacial "CaliCrew", whatever that is. Same as before, streaming, but all-exclusive, and some pretty hot action and babes to boot.
One thing I enjoyed was the layout, not that it's the slickest in the world (they save that for the facial, apparently), but the design is logical, and a breeze to use. You're not going to get confused about where to find anything, everything is set up by the month, with the pics and vids embedded, or you can go directly to the movies and browse by volume.
At first it seemed that you could not save the files (we use IE 6) but it turns out that we could retrieve all video clips from our temporary internet files with no problems. In netscape all users should be prompted to save the files. If you are having problems finding the video clips you viewed on your harddrive they offer all members support to solve this problem.
They do pitch you their priced-to-own videos with "bonus" footage not seen on the site, etc. This awesome membership would have earned a higher score, if not for this. It's time to share the wealth, the late nineties are over. In the meantime, fantastic place to shoot the skeeze for a month, or so. After that, the membership price becomes too prohibitive at almost $40.
BOTTOM LINE: This Cum Archery Nearly Hits A Bullseye
One Month: $39.95 (recurring)
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