| Review of DDF Cup:
The name "DDFCUP" stands for "D", "DD", and "F"-cup titties. Just in case there was any confusion out there. Don't worry, hot labia fans, there's plenty of that particular delicacy as well, but only in conjunction with everyone's favorite milk-producing, female fat deposits known as the human breasts.
Let's get the roll call out of the way so you know what kind of quality to expect this place to squeeze out...if you're at all familiar with any of the following sites, you have every right to expect a certain standard of excellence: 1ByDay, Sandy'sFantasies, HotLegsAndFeet, SweetModels, OnlyBlowJobs, LesboMat, and HandsOnHardcore. These aren't included in your DDFCup membership, but from time to time, there is a bit of sharing among family members. The good kind.
The double-doors popped open on this big-balooned saloon back in October 2002. In the very first month, you are treated to 680 "D"s, 498 "DD"s, 264 "F"s, and if you add those together (1442), and double them to give you an A.B.R. (Actual Breast Readout), it looks like this: 680D+498DD+264F=1442x2=ABR= 2,884 high-definition, crispy-nipped titties. And seven movie clips. This was just the inaugural offering, some 7 odd months ago.
Ah, fuck it. Let's apply some of our "Pornometry" to November 2002. 42DD+217F=1386x2=ABR=2,772 state-of-the-art, slippery-tipped ta-tas. And 25 saveable movie clips. And it's not even Christmas yet. Starting to get the picture? Things just get better from here. Ma Ma. Suckle-suckle. Every month. Tens of thousands of clear mammary photo sets of gorgeous models as far as the harddrive can see, and the girls certainly seem to have genuine enthusiasm bouncing them about for your ejaculate pleasure.
Navigation and design are an optical teat-treats, as are all of the sites in this family, easy on the eyes, going out of their way to build something that makes getting your way around actually pleasurable. All you need to worry about is what stuff you wanna jam into your harddrive bag as goodies abound, with the very frequent updates bringing the promise of more.
The movies are encoded with mpeg4 .avis, which downloaded quickly and looked crystal on the latest diVx player. I prefer this compression, because you can get your fix on faster with imperceptible quality and sound loss. Speaking of sound, they do a good job framing things up with action and noise is mind, one particular clip was like a boob avalanche threatening to slap yopur face with the slap-slap cock-entry afterburners (bump-bump-boom) right up against the mic for a nice "in the room" effect that I enjoyed immensley.
Another thing that everyone seems to appreciate is the handy .zip file, so when they have 'em, I mention 'em, because it's much better to have them bundled like this for convenience, I always say. What better way to swoop through, like a mouse-vine swinging, boob-clawing monkey and store your bananas for when you are in a hurry, only to unpeel them later for maximun enjoyment when Ms. kong is not around to complain about the peels getting all over the place. Things like this are the hallmarks that show care about a member's experience and convenience, they don't have to do this, and many places don't . The Big people do the little things to stay big. And when those people happen to be providing top-of-the-line, juicy-racked spunk-fests like these, you just gotta love it. As you can tell, I think this site sucks. Do what you want. More tit for me. Go away.
BOTTOM LINE: Their Cups Spilleth Over
One Month: $29.95 (recurring)
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2003-04-25
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