| Review of Big Dicks and Small Chicks:
Finally, a site this month that I can take a huge verbal crap on. With all of the awesome places I've been crititiquing lately, I was getting kinda worried over here that I wasn't going to get a review to really tee off on.
BigDicksAndSmallChicks.com? Stay away, please. I'm going to let you know what to expect here, basically acting as a human mine-sweeper...and there weren't any of the good kind of explosions, if you know what I mean ;)
There were enough pop-up ads craftily threaded throughout that I actually considered digging out my old NES light-gun and start blasting away at these damn fuck-ducks. You don't get too many on the "main" pages, but when you start tapping into more of the leased stuff, it can get a bit ridiculous.
SicCash.com is a build-your-own adult provider for budding entre-porn-eurs that helps all the greed glanders out there to slap up mostly junk material so they can build their bank accounts as fast as possible. I spent quite a bit of time trying to figure out exactly how it all works, but basically SicCash is a leased-material factory for your site, they will even provide all of "your" content for you if you need it, and by adding their stuff to whatever kind of arsenal you've got going on, you can make some big referral cash money for leading them in the door.
Kinda confusing? I hope not, I thought I did a darn good job of explaining how that worked! Don't worry, no need to understand anyway, because almost all of it is pure drivel (this site obviously is as well).
Shall I go on? Fine, since I'm such a completist I'll go ahead and do a quick roll-call: BitchMobile, BrowserWasher, DeepOralGirls, GetHung, MessyCumShots, NowHiringSluts, SexyLesbianVideos, AnalSexVirgin, BigTits, CumSlurpingWhores, DeputyDick, KinkyTeenVideos, PasswordRecorder, SuperchargedInternet, SuperchargedWindows, TeenGoddess, WhoWantsToFuckABillionaire, XRatedMidgets, XLesbians, and XXXMovieVaults. Of course some of the sites names give it away, but basically just about all the variety you can think of except that most (not all) of it is junk.
Being a big steaming pot of mixed retchtables, the video and picture quality really varies from place to place, a mostly non-saveable world of maybe-sos and fakey-hoes. And you'll feel like you got off of a tilt-a-whirl trying to sift through this non-exclusive blandbox.
BOTTOM LINE: This Place Will Make You SIC
Three-Day Trial: $3.95 (recurring at $39.95-unbelievable rip-off price)
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2003-03-26
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