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           "This nose tells me when you are lying. It is never  mistaken, not in 23 years. This nose will make me inspector of police."

                                     -Inspector GrandPierre

                                      from the 1963 film Charade

 Man, oh man. This is the kind of review that makes me cringe and lick my chops, you know? I feel bad, I get mad. I feel sad, I get glad. Why all the schizoid emotions? Because PornLiving is here for you people... not just to point you to the good sites, but mainly to save you from blowing your wad on the bullshit ones. I love warning you people, but it is always a bit odd when webmasters just serve one up like this.

 Jeune18 is not a total rip-off. It actually has a few things going for it, but it's a darn shame that they decided to be deceptive:

 Front page? Major falsehoods going on here. It claims 150,000 videos featuring young french teens (NOPE). It claims 200,000 photos of the "freshest french girls"...um...WRONG! Daily Live Shows where you get to chat with french girls...<cough> BULLSHIT!

 There is a monster amount of third-party (crappity-crap) content that is apparently supposed to make those numbers true, and even if they did (they don't), they in no way match up thematically with the whole purpose of this site: "See Why French Girls Are The Best Lovers In The World!" I actually went and checked out a lot of the leased crap, most of it is real bad junk, and even the few things you find that aren't complete garbage aren't exciting because of the non-exclusivity, you know?

 Total misrepresentation. And it's a shame, too, because their exclusive stuff is not bad at all, well-shot pics and videos that would be just great if they were advertised as they actually exist. It's sad really, this pink and purple place that supposedly leads you to "Hot Teen Action From Beneath The Eiffel Tower". Uh-huh. There are girls from Quebec here as well to up the French quotient. Might as well slap a pic of a bottle of French's mustard up there too, I mean why not? You have just as much a shot of seeing that yellow condiment as you will spotting young french girls frolicking under national monuments.

 For the exclusive videos, you get about 18 movies, nice multi-speed options and they are divided into 49 seperate clips. You can save these, and it's safe to say that they are definitely worth keeping. Girl-Girl, Single Girl, Girl-Guy, etc. Easy to find, easy to grab. Like I said, decent stuff, but don't set someone's taste buds up for this huge spread when it's not there. I would have been fairly happy with this site if not for the bullshit.

 I would love to re-review this site (if and when) they change the front page or change the content to match the front page (a too-tall order, I think). Might be time to jettison all the third-party Porn Mart crap and get this niche going. It's a good niche. Young french girls, damnit! Who would not love that, I ask?

BOTTOM LINE: Build It, And They Will Come

3-Day Trial: $9.95

One Month: $19.95 (recurring)

-S-

2003-03-07

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