| Review of Fart Fantasy:
See this site, THIS is exactly why I’m not too keen on updating my niche/categories to reflect more micro niches. I could do it, easily… No, really I could! But looking at sites like this I just can’t help but wonder where it would stop. So yeah the answer is tags but that’s beside the point let’s focus on this weird and oddly fascinating site for anyone with a reasonable amount of curiosity regarding porn.
Fartfantasy.net is a unique site to say the least and it doesn’t really fit into my definition of porn. Of course it is porn, my definition is just very vague right? To justify myself let me just say that I also do not consider glamour posing pictures as porn. To me something sexual has to take place, either the girl services herself or she gets served. In any case, a service has to be provided ;). At Fart Fantasy there is no complicated storyline to follow you just have to watch, and even more so, listen to the girls farting.
I was amazed to see that this site has actually been around for a very long time and the fart video count has surpassed 240. Granted the clips are only around 5 minutes duration but give it up for the nice selection and constant updates. I would love to go more into stuff like pictures, but they are not here of course and why would they be? Also I could get into the video quality how it’s far from HD yada yada yada but again what would be the point. Let me remind you, we are basically just waiting for chick to pass gass here.
This is where it gets dangerous for me and I start dreading the amount of hate mail I’ll receive in the coming days because truth be told, this site does nothing for me sexually. So everything I write from here on out you have to take into account that I do not get off on this niche.
What I think about this site is that it’s the perfect “hey dude, check this freaky shit out” kind of site but not really jerk off material. Don’t get me wrong. If you get off on girls farting, then of course you can wank off here, a lot of the girls are even naked with rectums showing and everything. Then again a good portion of the girls do not take their clothes off at all, they just fart. Heck, even so, I once masturbated to a MASH episode.
Watching the clips I felt a lot like a peeping Tom and that’s probably what draws me most to this site. It’s something so intimate and often seen as shameful that it feels weird to see a girl trying her best to squeeze out a real loud gust of wind. At every clip I was thinking “what the hell am I doing watching this?” but still I kept on watching till the end (no pun intended). And sure enough, as the camera frantically moves in closer for the close-up sound shot, you’ll the forbidden sound over and over again.
Honestly I don’t know what to say about this site. It’s a real niche site that I’m sure does very well because of its unique idea. The site itself has no features at all really just the 250 clips showing and these are a real bear to navigate. The most advanced feature is that you can have clips listed by: black girls, white girls, latin girls or Asian girls. The clips are all available for download as either wmv or m4v files, I image these clips will be quite popular for Ipods.
The pricing is an issue for me. $40 is a lot of money to spend on a access to a site but I can’t argue that you do not get a lot for your money. I also think they know you can’t get anything like this anywhere else so whatcha gon do? Their reasoning for making it $40 is that they can sell the clips for $1 per minute on this other clip site. Mjeah ok, charge what people will pay, it’s pretty easy with no competition and there is a lot of highly unique content for that price so it’s not a big issue for me. The site is going to score high either way because of the special content.
The bottom line
This is probably the best fart site on the net without question. Nothing can really be improved upon either. The update frequency is good, the video quality is more than adequate for its content so it’s pretty much how it’s supposed to be. I really do recommend this site to anyone who’s curious here. Either because they get off on it or just because they think it’s funny it’s ideal for both as the niche is taken very serious.
Pricing
30 Days Access - $39.95
60 Days Access - $75.95
90 Days Access - $99.95
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2008-04-21
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