| Review of Ass Smoothie:
I never really liked smoothies that much. I think it might have something to do with the fact that they almost always had some sort of fruit in them. As much as I enjoy fruit, I don't like it in drink. I will only make an exception for flavored soda, but that is more the carbonation than the fruitiness. I would like to say I will never have a smoothie again because of this site, but chances are, I probably will never have a smoothie again for any reason. But if I am ever offered one, maybe I will think of Ass Smoothie when it is offered.
When I saw the name Ass Smoothie, I thought this would simply be an anal site. Nope! Ass Smoothie is a site where the cameramen try to convince girls to make a smoothie, funnel it into their ass, and then squirt it out and drink it. I am totally not kidding. I honestly don't know what to say at this point. I love sites that think outside of the box. But this is like, ten fucking football fields outside of the box. It is very original, very different, and catered to a very specific group.
When you sign into Ass Smoothie, you are given options for videos and pictures. Underneath this you get the three latest updates. On the side, you see the top ten rated scenes. That is about it for the front page. There aren't a lot of previews or anything on here- but these girls poop out smoothies from their butts! Do you need previews?
Going into the videos page, you will get nine sets of content spread across four pages. For each set, you get one portrait type smallish picture of the girl. You get some stats on the type of drink, glass, garnishing, stuff like that. Sure, it's stupid, but it keeps the theme strong. The theme is pretty strong on its own, but I like it when everything can be tied in. You have three download qualities- Best Quality, Good Quality, and Fast Download. Each set is full scene only. The previews are a little weak here, but they aren't too necessary, and they kind of give away some of the content. More on that later, but for now lets talk about quality.
The quality of the videos downloaded on this site are actually very good. The best quality videos really are good, can be full screened with no problems and look really good. They might be a bit of a bigger download as they are bigger files for not being that long. They do look super well, and they run pretty good as well. The video is crisp and clear and I really have no complaints in that regard.
The pictures here are pretty good as well. They are taken from the same action as the videos. But it is a smaller file to send a few of these to your buddies and say "look at this shit!" I'm not sure if these are vidcaps are not. They sure as hell don't look like it. Some of the edges look slightly pixeled like in vidcaps, but if they are, they are so well done you can hardly tell- so kudos for that. This is basically a videos based site, but the pictures section is quite respectable as an additional portion.
I think the best thing about this site is that not all of the girls are willing to do it! That makes the site a lot more realistic and a lot less campy in my opinion. If every girl was like "oh, yeah, drink a smoothie after its been processed in my ass? Sure!" then it would come off as a little unrealistic. Here, the girls are given the choice, some say yes, some say no way. The action really isn't too sexual. The girls get naked and have shit poured into their ass, and then squirt it out. There isn't any sex, masturbation, or "ooh it feels so good" here. Again, very realistic with everything, and very targeted at getting that Ass Smoothie!
The girls here are a mixed pack. Some of them look a little busted, but hey, I don't think you are going to get model-quality beautiful when it comes to ass-drinking. They are all younger and somewhat attractive, some in a "several beer" sort of way albeit. Again, not every girl drinks it, so if you want to have a fun drinking game, download all the videos and try to guess which girl drinks it and which girls won't.
At the time of review, the site had a total of 35 sets of videos and a total of 1787 pictures along roughly the same amount of sets. This is a decent amount of content, and there are updates at least once a week to keep you thirsty for more! Considering there is a low amount of sexual content, you will be relieved to find out that there are plenty of network sites to check out on here as well.
The network involved here is The Hardcore Network. Sites include are- Afrihoes, Ass Smoothie, Attack My Ass, Chicks Fucking Chicks, Chopstick Sluts, Cum Is Good, Fuck My Flab, Golden Hardcore, Her Last Fuck, I Love You Celeste, I Love You Madison, I Love You Melanie, I Love You Mya, Nasty Raw Sex, Only The Biggest, Please Be Gentle, Pornstar Solos, and Stop The Cameras. As you can probably tell, there is a nice mix of sites here, single model, targeted genre, and some cool unique stuff as well. Good mixture of sites here.
Conclusion
Ass Smoothie is the fun, unique site of the network. There isn't a whole lot sexual on here, but there is a lot to talk about. I'm sure some fetishists will drink this up- but for most, this is just a nice detour on a seemingly solid network. What I really like is that it is consistently updated and designed nicely as well, making it more of a solid entry then the "fun" sites of other networks.
Pricing
2 Day Trial (Full)- $4.90
30 Day Membership- $34.90
90 Day Membership- $78.90
180 Day Membership- $98.90
Billing by CC Bill
2007-11-06
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