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Review of Kung-Fu Whores:
This site was Kung Fu Whores, those pussies were fast as lightning. In fact it was a little frightening, but they fucked with expert timing. Kung Fu Whores, that makes me envision a girl who could kick my ass and then let me fuck her in the ass. Yes, that is indeed my perfect woman. It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knows their part. I just wish I could have a role in the act!
Kung Fu Whores is a video site with a focus on asian women. Unfortunately, none of them dress up like kung fu fighters or do anything to further the name. I think it would be kind of a cool idea if they did. But sometimes the sites will just go for the catchy names and not realize all of the potential they have beyond those catchy names. This site could have been made ten times cooler just by including a simple uniform. Thats what makes a site more than a cheesy name. But hey, its the porn we are here for, so it will be the porn we look at!
When you first sign into Kung Fu Whores, you get a quick, cool description of the site. This includes warning us that no cock wielding bastard has a chance against the Kung Fu Whores. Oh shit, I should just throw in the stained towel right now! The next portion is a text listing of updates on the network. I suppose this is cool if you are visiting a lot, and want to see whats new. It's kept simple so I won't complain. Then we get the latest updates, with each one getting a small thumbnail and description of the action. I have to give credit here, they do use the Kung Fu theme a lot here in the description. But it would be cooler to see it in the videos! You then get the top rated, and on the bottom you get the bonus site listing. The only thing that I didn't like about the design, and this is throughout, not just the front page- is the fact that they had banner ads on here.
When you select a set to view, you are taken to a page that has six thumbnails of the set. This gives you a pretty good idea of what to expect on here. You have options for videos! There are 700k, 1100k, and 2100k WMVs, 1000k MPGs, 1000k MOVs, and a standard iPod format. No matter what you select, the quality has high standards throughout. There are absolutely no segments here, just full video downloads. There was no real naming of the videos, they all have the same file name so you either have to rename them or stick with the (1) method. You can also rate the scene on this page. Pretty straightforward, yet easy too use video page here.
The quality here is pretty damned good. As I said, you can go up to 2100k in the WMVs.The file sizes are pretty big, you will have trouble fitting two on a CD if that is how you preserve your stuff. However, the quality is pretty great throughout. Not flawless, mind you, but very good. On top of that, the movies have a sleek, professional look to them. Overall, I see no way you could be disappointed with the videos here.
The pictures here are professionally shot, excellent quality pictures of the girls. The pictures are specially posed for, and shot it seems. Although they might have the same actors, it seemed they spent some extra time for the photos outside of the normal sex action. Needless to say, I was very pleased with what I saw here as far as the pictures go. They looked great on a very video heavy site.
The girls here are very asian, fitting that theme pretty well. What I enjoyed is that many of them were not typical asian porn girls. You know, the simple looking subserviant ones. There were a few chubbier girls- not fat, but bigger. I was definately into that. There was also some darker skinned asians, something I am really into. The action was straight sex with some twists. There were some black guys, and some sets with a threesome with two asians and a guy. None of the actors were named Billy Chin or Sammy Chung, unfortunately. In fact, they were overwhelmingly white, which is par for the course on an American site. Overall, everything was refreshing in this category.
At the time of review, there were a total of 23 sets of content. The site is updated weekly on a faithful basis. It is rather new in age, but there is still enough content here to warrant a purchase even if they didn't have an excellent bonus package. Luckily, you get it all here.
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Overall, a very worthy contribution to the network and to the asian porn ideal in general. The ads are the only problem, I don't need banner ads on pay sites- especially some that are otherwise excellent!
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