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Movies: Yes Live Shows: No Formats: MOV, Windows

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Review of Simple Fucks:

Wouldn't it be nice if every girl we met was easy to get in bed? Kind of a Kelly Bundy for the ages? Well, every town seems like it has one. And if you are anything like me, you never really get to meet hat one. When you do, she turns into a born again virgin and you are left with blue balls and a yearning for ten dollar hookers. Nope, this hasn't happened to me! Well, like I said, every town has some- so let's meet some simple fucks!

Simple Fucks is an HD porn site dedicated to simple minded girls who will fuck anything. For an example, see Bundy, Kelly. This reminds me I really need to start collecting the Married With Children boxsets. Great show. Back to the site, this is one of the sites in our HD network we have been piddling around with lately. It is a nice little site, but a little plain. Let's get inside and take a look-see.

When you sign into Simple Fucks, you get a site which is pretty poorly designed. First of all, the site is littered with ads and things not really related to the site. The entire sidebar is full of ads, except for a couple of text links to the areas of the sites. The actual content isn't really pushed hard on the site, there are a few thumbnails here and there, but nothing that really makes me say "what a nice site!" They also intermix the actual site content with network content, just making a somewhat confusing mess of a site which I think could go for a big overhaul.

The sites focus is the videos. As such, you would be expecting a large video section. Well, being a startup, Simple Fucks looks like a startup. The videos are all done in full video format, however, each "full video" actually has several "parts." In other words, you may have to download two or three parts to see an entire set. However, they treat each part like an individual video, so your actual set count is going to be lower than it really should be. For each video, you have options of HD, Windows Media, and Quicktime.

The HD videos are actually pretty awesome looking. There are a few problems. The first is that they are done in widescreen format, which really doesn't look too good in many cases. The second is that on the bottom of the screen, there is a huge watermark giving the site name and the 2257 information- all the way across the bottom of the screen. Yes, 2257 is important- but not like this. Like I said, the videos are quite good- its just that there is a bunch of stuff around the videos that really take away from some enjoyment.

The photo gallery here is actually comprised of some nice, well taken photos. There are lots of sets here, compared to the videos. Some of the videos have photo sets as well. I'm not sure if these photos are just a preview of whats to come or what. Either way, a really well done section with some nice pictures. A highlight of the site!

The themes here on Simple Fucks are just a little too plain for me. "These girls are sluts!" Well, no shit. I can figure that out by the fact that they are getting boned on camera. It just kind of fell flat for me. I was a big fan of the ladies on the site. I felt they did a good job picking out some smoking hot ladies, just failed in producing them into a well shaped theme.

Content is pretty low here on Simple Fucks. There are 8 complete sets of content, I'm combining the parts 1 and 2 for this count. The network is updated regularly, however, splitting the sets into two and three will not help the numbers grow significantly.

This site is part of an eight site HD network. This network includes Anal Hell, Busty Solos, Lucky Lesbians, New Solos, Oriental Orgy, Sex Toy Teens, Simple Fucks, and Teenage Whores.


Just a forgettable site, nice content and all, but everything around the base content really hurt the enjoyment of the site for me.


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