| Review of Teenage Whores:
You know, everywhere I look on the internet, I am hearing all about these attractive, sexually promiscuous teen girls. My question is; where were these girls when I was a teenager? I had no luck finding any type of girl willing to give up answers to a quiz, nonetheless the booty. Come to think of it, I still can't find these type of girls. I guess I will be stuck checking out the teenage whores online!
Teenage Whores is a teen site with a focus on HD-Quality video. The themes are given equal footing, in other words, they don't focus on just making these high definition, and they don't focus on just making these teen movies. You get a nice little balance here. I know, we don't really need another teen site in the world. But will one with excellent quality squeeze through as a contender?
The package Teenage Whores is selling is quite nice. When you log into the site, you see the letters HD emblazoned on the side. Obviously, they are trying to beat the fact that the quality is good right into your head. Personally, I think the quality should be good no matter what, and nothing else should be said about it. "Do, do not say" is my motto. But anyways, this design is a bit of a turnoff for me. I'm not saying that certain site designs get me turned on, but if they did, this would not be one of them. My biggest problem with the site is that they reel you in with the HD promises, then they promote a bunch of other sites on the side and on the bottom. That is just not neccesary. The actual sets on the site are just given two pictures each for the three latest sets. Of course, the pictures are pretty nice; but it is not the way to preview your sets to your members. The bonus sites are also sandwiched in the middle of the site, they should be kept to the bottom (yes, they are down there as well!)
Needless to say, I wasn't a huge fan of the way the site looked. But have you ever watched a great movie with a shitty box or poster? It happens, so looking at the videos, you do indeed get some HD videos here. When you hit the video section, you again get one thumbnail to represent the set (crappy packagaing, again!) and there are text links to the HD movie, the WMV movie, and the Quicktime movie. When you click the link, you get a new window and from there you can click a text link to download. Aside from the virtually nonexistent previews, my other problem was the fact that they split each set into two. No, not two different segments, there would be two different sets that should be one. For example, Tom and Lisa 1 and Tom and Lisa 2. There are several reasons I don't like it being done this way, but I guess I have to deal.
The actual movie quality is quite good if you choose the HD format. These videos are widescreen, so you will get the bars on the top and the bottom. Just like DVDs, its not bad if you have a widescreen monitor, but I prefer the regular style. The videos come across pretty crisp and clear, and are great to watch on this brand new monitor I just purchased. If you are coming here for the quality- they deliver.
There are also some pictures on site. The photos section delivers some fairly generic, yet well done high quality photos. A lot of these are taken from the same sets as the videos, with some additional ones apparently thrown in. Definately a nice little addition, but nothing to get excited about by the same token.
Overall, they hit all three levels of the theme pretty well. Are these girls teenagers? Well, they look close enough for me. Are they whores? Well, they do love the cock! And are they presented in an HD format? Yes they are. So they are firing all the shots they mean to. The action is good, filmed well and comes across great on video. The action (tied in with the theme) is pretty generic but it works here. They hit a pretty decent balance here, and overall I enjoyed all of the videos.
So whats the problem then? Well, I already talked about the general design flaws. Now we can look at the content flaws. Right now, there are four "true" sets up, including both parts. If we are counting each video (which we shouldn't) then we are looking at eight sets. Either way, this is pretty low for a site. On the bright side, the site is rather new and still updating. However, with the format in place, it will be a while until the site has the amount of content to be considered "viable." I don't rank new sites too low on quantity issues if they start off decent and show me they have a solid structure down. This started right at the ground and the structure seems shaky. Luckily there is a network to back this up.
This site is part of an eight site HD network. This network includes Anal Hell, Busty Solos, Lucky Lesbians, New Solos, Oriental Orgy, Sex Toy Teens, Simple Fucks, and Teenage Whores.
Conclusion
This site is kind of half and half. Sure, the quality is great, and the movies are decent. The whole design mentality is what drags it down, from the splitting of sets, to the overuse of ads, and the low content level. Taken all together, if they sold this entire network as one site, I think it'd have a way better impact than splitting the sites up.
Pricing
3 day trial- $1.85*
1 Month Membership- $29.99
*Trial rebills at $39.28, be forewarned!
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2006-11-28
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