| Review of Euro Fuck Toys:
When you think of fuck toys, you think of pocket pussies and shit. Dildos, strapons, stuff like that. Little do we ever consider that we can consider a woman a fuck toy as well. Leave it to a site to bring that to our attention. Now, one might consider being called a fuck toy mean and demeaning. Some girls like that kind of stuff. Either way, we are here today to take a peek at some Euro Fuck Toys.
Euro Fuck Toys, despite its name, is not really an ultra hardcore site. With the name, I would expect the site to feature all kinds of demeaning sex. Instead, you are basically getting some regular Euro hardcore sex. It's just like they were trying to come up with names, and this is one that stuck. Not that it is a bad name, just kind of misleading. Anyway, the theme here is basically hardcore European girls. It seems like I have been coming across a lot of European sex lately, don't know what is up with that. Just a theme I never really come across, and now it seems like I am working on another one. There was already one in this network, as well, that helped. But where that was all about solo, this is all about the sex.
When you sign in, you get the same setup that has been typical across this network. There is one thumbnail for every video set, an action thumbnail that may not even portray the girls looks accurately. Sometimes you get a good one, sometimes not. Underneath this you get the same type of thumbnail for the pictures, although here you typically get two thumbnails- one for vidcaps and one for the higher quality shots. Underneath this are ads for a few other sites- completely unneccesary and cheap if you ask me. Join those sites instead, I'm sure they don't have subpar design and ad links- but I digress. Then there is a link for the Flesh Light- do people really buy this thing? Anyway, maybe that fits because it's a fuck toy- and its probably money better spent than on this site.
When you go into the videos page, you get a bigger version of that same thumbnail you saw on the front page. You are presented with video options- you can get WMV high speed, WMV low speed, Full MPG, MPG clips, and Full WMV. When you click on one, you get tiny thumbnails on the bottom of the screen that you click to download your file. The preview system here isn't very good. The options are nice, but the setup leading up to them is pretty weak.
The high quality videos here in WMV are around 1200k. They actually don't look too bad, but they could be a lot better. There is a lot of pixelation and graininess around the edges, things I really don't want to be dealing with. The color and the camerawork is pretty good, I don't really have too many complaints about the videos- they look good in a slick, professional type of way.
The photos are also pretty decent to look at. The screen caps are, as usual, pretty weak and uninspired. The higher quality photos look pretty good throughout all of the sets. They are professionally taken and are usually around 666x1000 pixels. The thing is, this isn't a photo site, and the photos kind of take a back seat to the pictures. If you enjoy both, this is a big plus.
I found the women on this site to be extremely attractive to me. I was a bit biased about this, because some other sites on the network were pretty weak. But here, the girls were extremely hot- and I found myself downloading more sets here than normal for this network. The action is your basic fucksex, and they don't take it much further than that. Basic and it works very good, without a lot of talking or bs in the videos.
At the time of review, there were 23 sets of content here on the site. The site does not have a system of telling you when the next set is coming, or when anything was updated. That would be a definate help to the site, but it is again something to chalk to the site design and the basic mentality of the site being "bleh."
The Porn Ultra Pass Network includes Perfect DP, Euro Fuck Toys, Euro Masturbation, Real Brazil Hardcore (as opposed to fake Brazilian hardcore), Real Latin Hardcore (ditto), She Takes It Black and Wax Dat Ass. There is no real focus to this network, other than the obvious individual site focuses, but the setup stays the same pretty much all the way through.
Conclusion
Another site that just meddles in the middle- not a lot of content, watchable stuff but nothing to get excited about- throw in a weak site design and preview system, and even though it's not terrible- I can't really recommend it.
Pricing
$4.95 3 Day Trial - $32.97 recurring
$24.95 for 30 days - $24.95 recurring
$59.95 every 90 days
Billing by Paycom
2006-11-03
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