| Review of Beauties in Paradise:
What do you consider paradise? I guess that is something that is a relative thing for a lot of people. Many peoples idea of paradise is a faraway tropical island. However, for those living on a faraway tropical island, I bet paradise has a completely different meaning. I'm sure you all care about my idea of paradise. I think paradise is a beautiful countryside with a beautiful woman. I'm not sure if I can get either one in Beauties in Paradise.
Beauties in Paradise is a website with a supposed focus on beautiful women having sexual stuff out in nice areas of the world. This would be a cool theme, if it wasn't done in a half assed manner. First of all, this is the type of theme that better suites the more softcore sites. And there are some that have done it very succesfully. I'm sorry, but an ugly chick getting double-fucked by a couple of douchebags isn't my idea of Beauties in Paradise. But that is just the beginning of where the site begins to go wrong.
You get options when you sign into Beauties In Paradise- photos or videos. It should have been titled "shitty photos or shittier movies" because that is basically what this is. Pick your poison, each side has one thumbnail and thats all you get for a front page. It's simple, and it sucks. Cmon guys, you have a good theme. Throw some fucking palm trees on the site or something. This is terrible. By the way, the banner features a two dollar whore with her ugly ass in the camera. Beauties in paradise? I could have this girl on my nuts for a dime if I drove downtown.
So you like pain? You want to check out the videos? Ok, but be forewarned- most of these videos don't even hold a tag from Beauties in Paradise. A vast majority of these are from a site called Queen of Teens, which doesn't look to be a huge winner in the first place. The videos are MPGs, kind of ugly looking ones with coloration problems. Which is another thing I have to slag- if you are showing us paradise, don't show us paradise through the eyes of someone with dirt on their glasses. Give us a nice, clear shot, with some great quality. You have no options, only one video to download. No options here.
Getting into the photos, its more of the same. While the picture quality is actually ok, the thumbnails look fuzzy and blurry. In some of the pictures, they try to keep up the paradise theme. They even do a good job in some. I guess in some, paradise is "inside the house." The picture sets aren't that extensive, and in one case, there are four pictures only. That is just horrible. Overall, it just looks thrown together and weak.
These are some ugly girls. I mean, I am not the biggest critic of girls. If it has two tits a twat and a pulse, I'm all over it. But I would say that the bulk of these girls did absolutely nothing for me, which is saying a lot. I hate to critique this kind of thing, but I really think I could find some better looking girls on a street corner downtown. The action is a mixture of solo and hardcore, and if you really care, it isn't too bad, although it is nothing special and gets boring real quick with all of the other factors considered.
All of the photo content was added about a year ago, and hasn't been touched since. According to the timestamps on the movies, they are a little more current and up to date and they keep up with the updates. The site offers a free membership to We Fuck In Europe, which is an equally as sucky site with a little more to offer.
Conclusion
If you feel like throwing money down the drain, just send me some through Paypal instead of joining this atrocity. I don't see any redeeming value in this site, and now that I am finally done writing this review, I can remove all of this crap from my hard drive. I'm going to go do that now, goodbye!
Pricing
1 month - $29.90
2 months - $54.90
3 months - $79.90
Billing by Verotel
2006-09-29
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