| Review of High Definition Ass Fucking:
The ass can be a beautiful thing. Some guys are way into asses. I've never really been one of those guys. However, things are changing. I am starting to appreciate a nice little tight butt. I used to be all about legs. And don't get me wrong, I still am. However, the trend is starting to move slightly up a little bit. I think I first noticed this when I noticed a girl at work. The thing was, I was not attracted to her at all, and still am not. But what an ass on this girl! I loved it. Then my eyes began to open a bit more to the world of ass.
High Def Assfucking is a video site with a focus on anal sex. I know that this is not the most original theme ever. It seems there is anal all over the place. But in high definition? Not always. This site is about giving it to you with the goods. Now, unfortunately, the site doesn't quite live up to its name. But we will look at that later. For now, lets look at the bells and the whistles of the site.
When you first sign into High Def Blowjobs, you first get a stupid meaningless banner. Then with the sites content, you get one slighter bigger but still small thumbnail accompanied by three smaller thumbnails. This goes on for the three latest updates, and there is also a blurb thrown in there as well. Underneath this you get one thumbnail for all of the girls on the site. Underneath this you get some spam for some live sites. On the sidebar you get all the bonus network sites. Overall, it's not a terrible site setup, but it could be a lot better. I think the preview system could have been worked better and we really need a bigger focus on the actual site content here. The bottom and the top of the site are really uneccesary and really detract from the site, and that space and time could be better dedicated to making a better site in my opinion.
The videos here are the focus of the site. When you go to a girls video page, you get one thumbnail of the action and thats it. Let me also say that you should go buy a lottery ticket if you get that thumbnail to appear, because I get one in about fifteen to show up. So the preview system frankly sucks, not much else to say about that. Your video options are High, Medium, and Low in WMV and Medium and Low in Quicktime. Now, my question is, and I'm not going to slag the site for it, but why offer a low quality video if someone signs up to this site fully aware that these are high definition videos? Doesn't that even go against the whole idea of the site? I just found it silly. But you can only download full movies, so at least they didn't take it to the extent of segments. Overall, the options are ok but the previews are extremely weak.
The quality here is touted as high definition. Well, I have seen videos a lot better on other sites. Sure, the quality here is ok, but it just has a lot to stand up to when you see how high the site touts their content. So with those heightened expectations becomes a more critical look. If they called this Joe's Shitty Videos, I might be sitting here praising how awesome the videos are. But these are just average high quality videos. And with some of the other bullshit attached to them, they might not be worth the price of admission.
One major piece of bullshit I found is that these are not original videos. They are just videos taken from a DVD. Now, there are a lot of websites out there were you can download a shitload of videos from DVDs for around this price. Here you get a couple of handfuls for that, and you also get the false claim of super high definition, and topped with the poor site design, and lack of pictures, you are really missing a lot here.
The girls on this site are pornstars, through and through. I like porn stars, but this isn't the kind of site I want pornstars on. When I sign up to a network like this, I am looking for amateur/reality pornstars and some better themes. This is just like an inexpensive porn movie, but with not as great quality. The action here is just like that as well. I know that porn stars aren't going to do gymnastics while in the middle of fucking their girls, but I like to see a little variety sometimes. This is just a little bland to me.
At the time of review, there were a total of about 15 sets of content here. This is an acceptable amount, yet nothing mind blowing. More concerning to me is the lack of the timestamp or update schedules. You really don't know if or when the site is updated! Luckily, you do get membership to a few other sites. That makes the deal a little sweeter. The sites are High Def Movie Pass, High Def Blowjobs, and High Def Cum Swap. However, these sites all have the same issues as the ones I described above.
Conclusion
I don't see much of a reason to join this site, if you are reading this review, you have lots of better sites on the right and left hand side toolbars. The trial might be inviting, but don't sucker yourself in!
Pricing
$1.00- 7 Day Trial Membership
$39.99- 30 Day Membership
Billing by Paycom
2006-04-25
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