
| Review of Monica Erotica:
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This site would fall under a BBW category. We currently do not have this category due to insufficient site reviews so this site is tagged as Big Tits and solo girl site.
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I love all kinds of women. I think it is unfair to pigeohole yourself into a certain group of women. Many men do that, and I think it is a practice that should cease. So what if a girl is not a 90 pound skinny blonde with breasts that take up ten pounds of her body weight? That doesn't mean a girl can't be sexy anyway. Sometimes girls have dog faces too. That doesn't mean they can't be hot in their own little way. Maybe you will disagree with me, but I hold to that statement. Now why am I talking about all of this? Well, the main reason is because the site today is about a girl who might not fit everyone's standards, but is hot in her own way. I introduce you to, Monica Erotica.
Monica Erotica is an escort/model who has a little bit of bulge to her. Ok, lets face it, she is big woman. Nothing wrong with that, I like them on the meaty side myself. Well, sometimes. It all depends on how you pull it off. But one thing I do like is a girl who is confident, no matter what she looks like. And Monica is all about confidence and being proud of who you are. With all of that said, this is a single model site. It serves more as an ad for Monica and her other services than an actual commercial porn site. I think it could definately use a lot more personalization and a lot less pimping. But thats just me. I like the idea of a BBW single model site, but Monica just doesn't make it work due to the constant advertising and overall poor site quality.
When you first sign into Monica Erotica, you are given a webpage which looks like it was ripped right out of the mid 90's. And done by a teenage girl. Seriously, the design is just old school. I think the buttons might have been made by Cool Text. Someone needs to tell her that when you are paying for a site, you must have at least some decency to make it look nice. Monica just doesn't have that. The thumbnailling is also subpar, and the ads for her webcam start rolling in right away.
The videos section is also a big advertisement in parts. For the majority of the videos, you are just given a sampling. You can go into Monica's store and buy the fully downloadable full videos. Now the problem with this is that you are paying for fucking samples! The videos page is pretty incoherent in the first place. There are minimal thumbnails, and even the sample videos are split into segments. Overall, not the best way to go. These videos are WMVs, in case you were interested, I would hope you are not.
The quality of the videos weighs in at around 400k. This is not a good quality number wise, but the videos weren't completely terrible in my book. At the same time, they were nowhere near good. The first problem was the camera. Just not good camera work, just very amateur and not in a good amateur way. The second was the actual quality of the transfer. I said it was good for its size, but a 400k video is a 400k video no matter how you look at it! And that is a weak quality for any video anywhere. There are also lighting issues, but I won't bore you with all that as I've hopefullu already scared most of you away.
The pictures here are OK, but again we have the design issues. The pages just aren't designed well. The pictures look decent, but nowhere near the stunning quality I would need to lift this site out of the toilet. The pictures here are 800 x 533 pixels and they just vary in quality. Some looked absolutely horrible and others looked pretty good. But as I said, pretty good isn't going to flush this turd.
Monica is not a bad looking woman at all. Some of you might think I am just trashing this site because she is an overweight woman. Absolutely not, I am definately above that. I am trashing this because it is trash. She has a cute face, and gigantic big floppy tits. If you like big tits these are some of the biggest I've ever seen! And she is cute, and I did enjoy some of the action here. The action here was a split between solo stuff, and Monica's adventures with an extremely well hung black man. Either or, it was pretty hot stuff but in the context of the site it just got lost and ended up seemingly weak.
At the time of review, Monica had a total of 33 picture sets and about 22 total videos, considering some of them are split up into segments I'd say the true video count is closer to the 10-15 range. This is not a great amount of content. There are also no bonus sites, and I don't see how this is anywhere close to being a good deal honestly. I basically could see free sites with this kind of content. And that really isn't saying much. Overall, I consider this a giant waste of money even if you are completely in love with Monica.
Conclusion
This site has so many problems they are just too numerous to name. It sucks, because I like the idea of having a single model site with someone unique and still being beautiful like Monica. But instead this site just ends up being weak. Definately not recommended for anyone really.
Pricing
$8.95- 7 Day Trial Recurs at $19.99 $24.95- 30 Day Recurs at $19.99
Billing by CC BIll
2006-01-24
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