Review of Chloe Sparkles:
Make that plate sparkling clean! Thats what mom would always say to us when we had to wash the dishes. I could never get that sparkle part down. Even now when I do my dishes, they end up looking like complete shit. I guess that is what I have a girlfriend for. I support her in every possible way, and she does the dishes. I feel like my relationship is from the 50's. But anyway, lets get back to sparkling. Sometimes when you go out to the strip club, you see a girl that is just sparkling. She has glitter all over, and there is just something kind of hot about that. Now you can't mess with her, because if your wife finds any of that shit on your clothes or your body, you are in deep. But god wouldn't you like to. I introduce to you, Chloe Sparkles.
Chloe Sparkles is supposedly a single model site. Let me begin by saying that this site is one of those blog-wannabe sites and thats how it is set up. It is like your little sisters blog, but with porn. With that said, there isn't a lot of wiggle room for theme. They are just a few random pictures and videos posted with a few random comments thrown in there as well. I don't see why you would want to pay for this, really.
Talking about site design, it sucks. It is just like a blog. Now, blogs work fine if you are writing a blog. Blogs are not fine if you are doing a pay pornsite. And that is the biggest problem here. This is trying to be something its not. If this girl got off on showing her body off, and wanted to do it on the internet, that is fine. But doing that on an amateur level and asking for money for it is two entirely different things. And this is just terribly designed.
Looking at the pictures, they are ok. They are quite oversized at 2048 x 1536 pixels. Now, with a resolution like that, you usually expect good pictures. Not so true here. They are pretty bad looking for the most part, and having them so big is just ridiculous in some cases. What this reminds me of is when people have high resolution digital cameras and then upload their pictures without doing any resizing or image editing. And considering the rest of the site, that might just have been what has happened here. Overall, just weak pictures.
There are videos here too. They are listed as text links. The file format is .fl. I know, I said the same thing, what the hell is .fl? Well it opens in flash so I guess it is flash. Who the hell does that? Needless to say these are not downloadable, and they are also mainly short clips. The videos are terrible in quality. You can barely see whats going on. And with the format, you can't really change much anyway. It just comes across as absolutely terrible.
Now as a girl, Chloe is okay looking. In some pictures she looks hot, and in others she can look dog ugly. Sort of like a stripper on good and bad days. With that said, theres not much really else to say. Not the best looking girl in the universe by any stretch, but sometimes she can look ok. As far as action goes, there is quite a variance of action here. And there are so few sets that I can't really make any generalizations. I guess the best thing to say is, yup, it does have action. And yes, it is on the hardcore side too.
At the time of review, there were 18 videos and about 9 picture sets. Big deal. I'm not sure why anyone would fall for a membership here. The preview page is kind of a scam, as it makes this site look ten times better than it is. With that said though, it is a gigantic lie. It says that the site is updated daily. Untrue. And it is just misleading. There are no bonuses here.
I couldn't recommend a site less. This is just terrible through and through. Do not touch this site.
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I am not shitting you, these are the options.
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