| Review of Royal Boobs:
Theres small boobs, theres medium boobs, and there are big boobs as well. Todays site introduces us to boobs that are bigger than big. They are fit for a king, and they are called royal boobs. And sometimes I wonder if years and years ago, when there were more kings and less queens in the world, whether boob size made much of a difference. I mean, sure they were covered up in public, but in private, did the men care much about big floppy tits or small tight ones? Probably not! But if they did, I'm sure that they preferred royal boobs, which is the name of the site we will be looking at right here. So get your goggles on and prepare to be immersed in some tits!
Royal Boobs is a video site with a focus on women with big boobs. When I first typed that, it read "big bobos" and I think that is pretty funny. Anyways, Royal Boobs has a focus on girls with really big boobs. Can't really say more than that now can you? This is the kind of theme that has been done, but not overdone, so it's not like anyone needs to try to add anything fresh to it. And I personally like the theme, to me I really enjoy watching a girl with gigantic boobs doing all kinds of things. I don't know why, I'm not really a boob guy in general, but when I see them in porn, it's like, hell yeah. So I think the theme can be exciting even though its not too new, there aren't a million big tit sites out there so they can kind of get away with a pretty basic theme here.
When you first sign into Royal Boobs, you are given a page which has all of the content listed in a reality style format. For each girl, you are given one big thumbnail and four smaller ones. Also listed is the movie size and length. You can download the video right from here so it makes downloading and pilfering content a breeze. After you scroll through all the video content, there is a link that takes you to the pictures page. Overall this is a very simple website. Simple almost to a fault. It doesn't even feel like a real site, it just seems more like a, gee I dunno, like one page on a bigger site or something. If the rest of the site was good, this might be a good thing. But when I start getting into the sites faults, this just adds to it.
Before we get into faults, let's talk technical. I already mentioned how you go about downloading the videos here. It's a pretty simple, easy process if you ask me. The thumbnail previews are very good, and really give you an idea of what you are getting. There is only one file, so no segments and no options here. That is usually a bad thing, but here the quality doesn't suffer much. The videos are 1027k WMVs. They look pretty good, but they can be grainy at times as well. But as far as quality goes, I think most everyone would be pleased. So that part of the site is nailed down. Before we get any further, I'm going to tell you why the site fails.
The first problem with the site is originality. These videos are available all over the place, from Deluxe Pass-like sites and beyond. I actually have most of these videos already, and yes they are good, but chances are you might have them already. Now that isn't always a killer for me, but this is. There is a grand total of 9 videos here. There is no update schedule or anything like that. The site just reads like it will never be updated again, and what you get is what you get. Again, thats not always a killer for me, but when you get what you get is 9 unexclusive videos, that is a killer for me. There are also no bonus sites, it just seems like a page and not a site to me.
There is some gold in the pictures. There are lots of girls on the pictures page, and lots of them have multiple sets. Again, though, this is all unexclusive content, and not really worth a membership because even if you haven't seen it before, you probably will at some point so why spend twenty dollars on it now?
The girls on Royal Boobs are ok looking. With the big boob fetish, looks aren't everything. I've even taken a gander at some tits on a girl I wouldn't touch with your dick if she had some nice cans on her. It can be both a blessing and a shitty thing for girls, really. Some of the girls on here are cute, and some of them you wouldn't touch with my dick if they didn't have big tits. It's just the way it rolls here with big boobies.
I've already touched on updates and bonuses, but to recap. There is no update schedule, there is no bonuses, and the site doesn't look too condusive to updates. There are also sets on the preview page which aren't on the site, which I always think is completely misleading and uncool. Overall, there is really no reason to sign up.
Conclusion
This is a throwaway site, low content, and very unoriginal. The site fit for a king goes down like a queen in an adult store glory hole.
Pricing
30 Day Membership- $19.95
6 Month Membership- $100.00
Billing by Paycom
2005-10-29
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