| Review of No Dicks Just Chicks:
You know, the penis is a beautiful instrument. But sometimes there is just no need for it. Some of the hottest porn scenes ever don't involve a cock. Why? Well, because as hot as a girl is, when some dude is pushing his hairy ass in the screen all the time, it's just not as appealing. And this guy always averts the attention away from the main event, which is the beautiful girl. So some sites choose to install a no-dick policy. Now I might not want to be a porn star for a site like this, because I'd have no work whatsoever. But I sure as hell want to visit it, so here I am at No Dicks Just Chicks.
No Dicks Just Chicks is a more traditional site with a focus on just girls. The theme here can take many forms, just think of it. There is no dick in a solo girl set. There is no dick in a lesbian set. There is no dick in a girl vs. toy set. So there are lots of choices here, without having to pigeonhole one particular genre. Now that is cool if you ask me. So the theme here is pretty workable, and I thought it was pretty unique too. I mean, it's by no means original, but usually when theres a site/video/magazine like this, it mainly focuses on lesbians. Here you get a broader focus on all different types of genres, all not involving the penis. So cool theme, but we'll see if the site can follow it up.
When you first sign on, you are given a page that starts right off with leased sites. Not a good sign. Following this is the site content. The videos and the pictures are seperated here, you are shown the newest handful of sets for each one. You are then given the bonus sites, followed by the popular member favorites. Overall, this reads junk site all over the front page. The sites content is not properly highlighted, there is a bigger focus given to the gigantic "deal" you get with all the sites than anything else. It just seems like a junk site through and through, and we will determine whether it is or not later, but it sure has that look to it. Very weak site design here, it definately could have been worked ten times better!
The pictures are given the bigger focus here on No Dicks Just chicks. When you go into the pictures section, you are given a page that has 12 total sets per page, with one smaller thumbnail per set. When you get into the set, you are given 9 bigger thumbnails for each pictures. Now the thumbnails are done pretty well, but theres just not enough on each page for my tastes. This makes the galleries lots of pages long, and it makes me an unhappy camper. That is a design flaw that could use a look. Another problem is consistency, some pages have huge thumbnails and others are tiny! But otherwise, I am somewhat satisfied with the way the thumbnails look and the overall page presentation.
Now to talk about quality of the pictures. The pictures here are by no means 100% perfect quality photographs taken by someone wonderful. Nope, instead here we have decent quality pictures which just about equate to what you normally see on regular websites, nothing too fancy like I said, but they are done pretty well. You also have options in the slideshow mode, as you could set up many different sizes of the pictures. The default is 500 x 378 pixels though, and thats what you get in normal view. I can't slag the pictures too much, as much as the site wants me to, they do work out nicely.
There is also a small videos section here. When you go into the videos section, you only get six videos. They give you some smaller thumbnails, not very good for video thumbnails at all. When you click on one, you are given a page that begins a stream for the most part, with an option to also download. Some of these videos are segmented, and those ones give you a segment page first and then the stream once you pick a segment. Not many of the videos are segmented. Now even though I said the videos section is small, every page you go on has other popular sets, which can take you to more videos. I suspect these videos are from maybe some of the other sites, because I did see a dick in one of them! The quality is pretty poor, they are only 450k each. I just have seen way better videos, and these did nothing for me. I definately wouldn't sign up here based on the videos.
The action here involves no dicks and a lot of chicks, and that runs through the entire site. The girls here are pretty good looking girls, and they do stay true to the no dicks lots of chicks theme. The majority of the sets I saw were solo sets, but there was some lesbian stuff thrown in there as well. Overall, the action is pretty much as expected.. nothing too interesting or cool here, they pretty much stay on course with the theme throughout.
At the time of review, there were a total of 144 picture sets and 6 video sets. While that is a big number, I still didn't find it too impressive just because everything here seemed a little contrived and regular. The site claims to update often but there is no type of timestamping here, so we really just don't know what is going on. There is a big network of likeminded sites, so lets list those now. They are: Bang My Pooper, Tanline Patrol, Pink Taco Bandits, Silky Milkys, Mamas Little Whorehouse, FTF, Blowjobs and Handjobs, Dirty Rotten Filthy Whores, Banged Houswives, Girls After School, and Aged and Seasoned. It's a nice number of sites, but it's basically all set up the same as here.
Conclusion
Despite having a decent amount of content, this site just holds no weight. The fact that there is an absolutely ridiculous price attached doesn't help any. SUre there is a trial, but they just bank on you the inexperienced porn viewer to be awestruck by the leased stuff (thus the focus on the front page) and the bonus sites, and forget to cancel and end up with a 4 month, 60.00 subscription. And then by the end of that sub, you've forgotten about it again and renew it. Don't fall for their trap, this is hardly worth a trial anyway.
Pricing
1 Day Trial - Credit Card - $1.95
4 Month Membership - Credit Card - $60
Billing by CC Bill and Paycom
2005-09-07
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