| Review of My Pornstar Experience:
Lemme tell you all a story about my porn star experiences. I really don't have much of one. But there was a pimpin' old man in the mall who looks just like Dave Cummings. He comes around, and flirts with all the hot girls. Sometimes he brings them food and coffee. It's really quite pitiful and dirty. He's a pretty weird dude too, singing around and dancing. Weird shit like that. But he does look pretty bad ass in a pair of sunglasses! Anyway, we pretty much all call him Dave Cummings, and one day, a girl came in that knew him. And she looked just like a porn star! Or at least a girl I really wanted to bag! Either way, thats the closest I've ever come to having a porn star experience. But it does make for a funny story. And the final kicker is, turns out that Dave Cummings is a native of our area! Rock on!
The idea behind My Porn Star Experience is that this is a normal guy, who made a website to try to fuck all of the porn stars he'd been watching on screen. Hmm, personally, I would have just saved myself the trouble, bought a five dollar hooker, and pretended. But I guess different strokes for different folks! Anyway, this site is his creation, and a video journal of all of the hot porn stars he has fucked. Pretty cool idea, huh? If there was a video journal of all of the girls I've fucked, our content rating would be a 1 or 2 here! Anyway, the site has a somewhat cool theme, so let's see how it is executed!
When you sign onto My Porn Star Experience, you are given a pretty simple members page. The latest two updates are slightly highlighted. I say slightly in that the thumbnails are about the same size, but there are little descriptions for these two. The rest of the page is thumbnails for all of the girls. They are pretty small thumbs but you get a pretty good idea of what is going on in here. Not really a bad a design but a very simple one. There is no real bs on the site, and its easy to see what you are doing. Ultimately it could be a little better, but it works and it works good, so no real complaints!
My Porn Star Experience is mainly an all video site. When you click on a girl you like, you are given her videos page. Here, each segment has a little thumbnail shown in a video window. These thumbs are pretty bad, actually, but give you sort of an idea of what you are getting here. Ok, where do we begin with the technical problems of the videos. First of all, there are entirely too many segments. The video I'm looking at now has 20 segments. That is absolutely ridiculous. The videos are available in only one quality in either the Quicktime or WMV format. Bad options. And finally, when you do click a video, it's streaming only! Oh jeez. I know, people will say, theres ways to download streams. I am well aware, but when theres *20* segments per girl, you're not going to want to go to the trouble to even attempt downloading any streams because it's just a gigantic ass pain!
So let's talk quality now. Well, the quality of the WMVs here were good. They were about 900k, which is spectacular quality. I won't deny them that. But quality isn't everything when the ease of download and viewing is such a pain. So yes, you do get some good quality videos, especially for such an amateur type deal, but it doesn't matter since the functionality of the site is so sucky. The camerawork is also pretty good. A few of the thumbnails looked really dark, I'm not sure if that shines through in the videos or not.
There are a few sets of pictures here as well. They are not vidcaps, they are girls done just for pictures. And the biggest problem here is they are mixed in with the videos so you really don't know whats what. The are 428 x 642 pixels, smaller pics, and they work pretty good for being what they are. I can't help but say I must pass on them though, and what a shitty design to not even denote the difference from pictures to movies.
The girls on My Porn Star Experience are pretty attractive looking girls. I really liked a lot of them. The problem goes back to the setup. I really want to see them work that thang, but it's just such a pain to do it! What I would do for a better setup here. The action here is pretty good. Judging by the thumbnails, it looks like there is a bigger focus on foreplay and not so much so on fucking, but its about even. Otherwise, it's just regular porn activity here, nothing too special or unique as always.
At the time of review, there were a total of 19 sets here on My Porn Star Experience. This is a nice amount of content, and all of the sets were pretty nice. The videos and the pictures weren't split so I don't know the breakdown of those. There are weekly updates here. Value wise, there are no real bonus sites, although you do get access to the streamed versions of the Teens For Cash network, which is now a leased site and available on a lot of different sites.
Conclusion
The segments and the streams here KILL this site. What would otherwise be a good-great site is just wrecked by this. I do not recommend this site based on this, and think it just ends up being a royal pain in the butt!
Pricing
$19.95- 30 Day Membership
2005-08-12
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